Lexi & The Machine
@lexsky.bsky.social
I like to post about sewing projects and run my mouth.
Blue rural’ish dot. Horses. Cats. Mom life. Middle-aged feminist rage. Reluctantly cybersecurityish. I wish I’d gone to fashion school.
Blue rural’ish dot. Horses. Cats. Mom life. Middle-aged feminist rage. Reluctantly cybersecurityish. I wish I’d gone to fashion school.
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Lexi & The Machine
@lexsky.bsky.social
· Oct 20
"Treat your kids with so much love that if someone mistreats them they will know immediately." - Unknown
Fascinating.
🦑 #Dolphins help #orca hunt #salmon, eat scraps
“They were sort of spread out and pinging through the water in a much broader area than what the whales can search — and the whale was listening.”
Orcas and dolphins caught on video collaborating to hunt salmon | CBC News share.google/84AUFF2PoWrS...
“They were sort of spread out and pinging through the water in a much broader area than what the whales can search — and the whale was listening.”
Orcas and dolphins caught on video collaborating to hunt salmon | CBC News share.google/84AUFF2PoWrS...
Orcas and dolphins caught on video by researchers collaborating to forage, hunt salmon | CBC News
Researchers from Dalhousie University were trying to study how northern resident orcas find salmon to eat, but they ended up finding an unexpected symbiosis with another species — dolphins.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fascinating.
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The top two countries that benefit from Venezuela being blocked from selling oil are Saudi Arabia and Russia.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The top two countries that benefit from Venezuela being blocked from selling oil are Saudi Arabia and Russia.
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Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
Is it just me or has shipping been a nightmare this season?! Everything is moving at a snail’s pace and the tracking features for several carriers appear to be broken/useless. Just me?
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is it just me or has shipping been a nightmare this season?! Everything is moving at a snail’s pace and the tracking features for several carriers appear to be broken/useless. Just me?
This is such a creative idea! Especially for children just starting out who don't have the patience to make an entire scarf, etc. Love this!
Crochet Christmas Paper Chains 🎄
Create handmade decorations for your home. This pattern teaches you how to make them and fill your house with traditional designs 🧶
dwcrochetpatterns.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
#MHHSBD #craftbizparty #crocheting #AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #fibrecrafts #yarn
Create handmade decorations for your home. This pattern teaches you how to make them and fill your house with traditional designs 🧶
dwcrochetpatterns.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
#MHHSBD #craftbizparty #crocheting #AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #fibrecrafts #yarn
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is such a creative idea! Especially for children just starting out who don't have the patience to make an entire scarf, etc. Love this!
Come on, people.
None of you know anything about PACs?!?!
Hook a chick up. I need some mentors. Who do you know?
None of you know anything about PACs?!?!
Hook a chick up. I need some mentors. Who do you know?
Anyone out there run a PAC that raises money for local govt candidates? School board. Town council. That kind of thing. If so, hit me up. I would like to be friends and ask you a few questions if you’re open to it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Come on, people.
None of you know anything about PACs?!?!
Hook a chick up. I need some mentors. Who do you know?
None of you know anything about PACs?!?!
Hook a chick up. I need some mentors. Who do you know?
Doc gave me the okie dokie to get back on the treadmill today. Her only guidance is, if it hurts, don’t do it.
Still not allowed to lift the cats though.
Still not allowed to lift the cats though.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Doc gave me the okie dokie to get back on the treadmill today. Her only guidance is, if it hurts, don’t do it.
Still not allowed to lift the cats though.
Still not allowed to lift the cats though.
This is the most precious creature I’ve seen all day.
I found a tiny octopus on the tide pool🐙✨️
Small as it is, it’s every bit an octopus ... and absolutely adorable!!
It even shoots ink🫧 ͛.*
Small as it is, it’s every bit an octopus ... and absolutely adorable!!
It even shoots ink🫧 ͛.*
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the most precious creature I’ve seen all day.
Yaasssss!!!
“I put the omen in women.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yaasssss!!!
📌 Gotta try this!
Delicious "crema" i make for burritos and shrimp tacos
1 jar mexicana crema (cacique works fine)
1 jalpeno
1 bunch cilantro
two limes
three-four cloves of garlic
clean it, throw it in a blender until it is creamy and a light green
1 jar mexicana crema (cacique works fine)
1 jalpeno
1 bunch cilantro
two limes
three-four cloves of garlic
clean it, throw it in a blender until it is creamy and a light green
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
📌 Gotta try this!
Anyone out there run a PAC that raises money for local govt candidates? School board. Town council. That kind of thing. If so, hit me up. I would like to be friends and ask you a few questions if you’re open to it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyone out there run a PAC that raises money for local govt candidates? School board. Town council. That kind of thing. If so, hit me up. I would like to be friends and ask you a few questions if you’re open to it.
PSA:
you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
PSA:
I get the house to myself today. I’m pretty mobile but I can’t drive or lift anything. Little sore. Little swollen. Do I spend the day reading? Sewing?Catching up on work?
Probably should be that last one but…
Probably should be that last one but…
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a microphone .
Alt: A man scrunches up his face in an uncomfortable looking smile and lightly scratches the back of his head behind his ear with one hand
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December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I get the house to myself today. I’m pretty mobile but I can’t drive or lift anything. Little sore. Little swollen. Do I spend the day reading? Sewing?Catching up on work?
Probably should be that last one but…
Probably should be that last one but…
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let our imperfections be
~Frida Kahlo
~Frida Kahlo
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
let our imperfections be
~Frida Kahlo
~Frida Kahlo
Little guy hasn’t left my side for 2 whole days.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Little guy hasn’t left my side for 2 whole days.
Healing is boring. I feel unproductive. My main achievements today were finally taking a shower and telling that old coworker to piss off. This sucks.
I had surgery today and lived to tell the tale! Please clap!
alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress and does a cute little curtsy.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Healing is boring. I feel unproductive. My main achievements today were finally taking a shower and telling that old coworker to piss off. This sucks.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
STUMPFEST!!!
STUMPFEST!!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
STUMPFEST!!!
STUMPFEST!!!
JFC. Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a man you previously worked with circle back years later with an entitled attitude and the expectation that you’ll do work related tasks for them. 🙋🏻♀️
Bro. GTFO.
Bro. GTFO.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
JFC. Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a man you previously worked with circle back years later with an entitled attitude and the expectation that you’ll do work related tasks for them. 🙋🏻♀️
Bro. GTFO.
Bro. GTFO.
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I'm almost done with the first sleeve! So close!
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'm almost done with the first sleeve! So close!
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If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
Turns out the American public is pretty good at spotting war crimes.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Turns out the American public is pretty good at spotting war crimes.
Opted for a glass of wine and a cat snuggle instead of the oxy they sent home.
No regrets.
Shout out to all the nurses out there. I had, maybe… 8 today? They were all amazing and I was sure to tell them as much. Special shout out to Karen.
No regrets.
Shout out to all the nurses out there. I had, maybe… 8 today? They were all amazing and I was sure to tell them as much. Special shout out to Karen.
I had surgery today and lived to tell the tale! Please clap!
alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress and does a cute little curtsy.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Opted for a glass of wine and a cat snuggle instead of the oxy they sent home.
No regrets.
Shout out to all the nurses out there. I had, maybe… 8 today? They were all amazing and I was sure to tell them as much. Special shout out to Karen.
No regrets.
Shout out to all the nurses out there. I had, maybe… 8 today? They were all amazing and I was sure to tell them as much. Special shout out to Karen.