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🎂🥳🎉 Queen Helene of the Damned
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Master storyteller. Created to create. Writer, director, producer, editor. Still here to amuse myself, not humor you.
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(She can because Graves makes you lose weight in an unhealthy way even if you don’t intend to. Some of that weight is bone loss! If the weight loss happened TO you in a rapid, scary way, I think you get to represent how you probably still envision yourself.)
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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(Full remission no meds anymore & no surgery, but that’s tougher to achieve as an adult. I spend my life now explaining Missy Elliott’s temporary absence and why she can still claim to represent the big girls)
April 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Notice how it's the men who are renowned for treating women like shit that are commenting on Klay and Meg. It's inconceivable to them that a relationship can be positive and full of love because all they know is failure on that front. Failure is their norm and they project that on everyone else.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lol same! I'm so ready for her to break the internet with a Hot Girl to Housewife bar.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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As an ASIDE, did y'all know that Michael Jordan used to write his name as "Mychel Jordan" because he admired KLAY'S DADDY so much...???
(If you have a Spalding where your cerebellum should be, ignore this!)
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I think he did a while ago but that's why they kept it private. She has to stay in the gym just to lift that boulder on her hand.
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Y'all aren't even fooling yourselves. How do you think you're fooling us?
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM