Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
Some brave patriot needs to start a right-wing K-street firm that needs to hire forty lobbyists right away
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Some brave patriot needs to start a right-wing K-street firm that needs to hire forty lobbyists right away
He's leaking curdled milk
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
He's leaking curdled milk
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a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade
Coming soon to 4K UHD
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) 4K UHD
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) 4K UHD
MORE INFO TBA
#WalkHard #walkhardthedeweycoxstory #JohnCReilly #JakeKasdan #Bluray #physicalmedia
#FilmCommunity #Bluray #4K #4KBluray #4KUltraHD
#DVD #VHS #physicalmedia #physicalmediaforever #bluraycollector #FilmSky
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade
MBS apparently trying to rub the blood off his hands while Trump talks seems a little on the nose
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
MBS apparently trying to rub the blood off his hands while Trump talks seems a little on the nose
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this might be the greatest line reading of all time
Ace Frehley - Dunkin' Donuts Commercial 2007 (Upscaled)
YouTube video by TheKISSFanatic
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November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this might be the greatest line reading of all time
PSA: When people say you have to read the Lizza thing to the end, they mean only read the last sentence
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
PSA: When people say you have to read the Lizza thing to the end, they mean only read the last sentence
The Nuzzi excerpts do nothing to dispel the theory that what’s going on with her is severe mental illness
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Nuzzi excerpts do nothing to dispel the theory that what’s going on with her is severe mental illness
Trump right now finding out he sucked off the wrong Bubba
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Trump right now finding out he sucked off the wrong Bubba
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
Megyn Kelly crying herself to sleep because she doesn’t have a dick to rape a 15-year-old with
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Megyn Kelly crying herself to sleep because she doesn’t have a dick to rape a 15-year-old with
Motherfucker never exercised in his life
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Motherfucker never exercised in his life
Epstein should have had one of those underage girls teach him to use the space bar
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Epstein should have had one of those underage girls teach him to use the space bar
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If it's already required by law, how is this new law supposed to help?
Make a 10000 year mortgage, you coward
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make a 10000 year mortgage, you coward
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Fortunately, the Sandwich Guy didn't try throwing one from the vending machine at WNYX. That could have been a felony charge.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fortunately, the Sandwich Guy didn't try throwing one from the vending machine at WNYX. That could have been a felony charge.
Ross Douthat has one idea, that people shouldn’t fuck, and everything else flows downhill from that.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ross Douthat has one idea, that people shouldn’t fuck, and everything else flows downhill from that.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
He couldn’t get laid in college, convinced himself he was taking a bold moral stand, and now he’s this asshole.
Niemoller fella may have had a point
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Niemoller fella may have had a point
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Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Anyone who did comedy development in the 90s/early 00s knows that, no matter what you pitched, the network would try to turn it into this exact show.
Clap your hands!
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Clap your hands!
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Let’s goooo my union!! @wgawest.bsky.social 💪
Writers Guild plans to oppose Paramount-Warner Bros merger, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/47ArjKh
Writers Guild plans to oppose Paramount-Warner Bros merger, Bloomberg News reports
The Writers Guild of America, which represents screenwriters and newsroom staffers, said it will oppose a deal combining Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros Discovery , Bloomberg News reported on Thursday.
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October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let’s goooo my union!! @wgawest.bsky.social 💪
French incels get laid 24-7
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
French incels get laid 24-7
The Eagles won, and I'm not even that angry at them!
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Eagles won, and I'm not even that angry at them!
"The average high school graduate are only fucks Olivia Nuzzi at an eighth-grade level"
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"The average high school graduate are only fucks Olivia Nuzzi at an eighth-grade level"
Olivia Nuzzi looks pretty fertile, maybe this one's on you, pal
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Olivia Nuzzi looks pretty fertile, maybe this one's on you, pal