Chris Marcil
@chrismarcil.bsky.social
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Comedy writer and drinker. All opinions are derived from reviews of books I didn't read.
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Now I’m mad because I should have started my opinion with “People do not give it credence, but…”
True Grit ought to be taught alongside, or instead of, The Great Gatsby as The Novel That Is About America But Is Short
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
I've forgotten all phone numbers (except for my childhood home), but I remember my friend Rick's because it was IRS-FOOL
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There’s your Bergman movie
Well, they probably wanted to be accurate
Get some glass seats for a CBJ game, you'll be flinching more than once
Loved this book, in part because so many of the people interviewed can’t resist mentioning how cheap their rent was.
SUPER excited to do an event upstate NY at The Golden Notebook @thegoldennotebooks.bsky.social with my friend and esteemed author of the Lou Reed biography, @willhermes.bsky.social for the Paperback release!!! Please come!! Tell your friends!!
I always say, Check your tweet for typos, because that gives you one more chance to never send it.
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hmmm let's turn off quote tweets before I get blue maga honking over me here
Yanks announcers saying Judge is the greatest RH hitter of the past century like Hank Aaron never existed.
I don't know why people are talking about the crisis in masculinity
GOD I ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMED OUT LOUD I LOVE OLD MAN TITS SO MUCH
Old Butthead groping his fat fucking milkers while Beavis thirsts
Just the guy you want, track record speaks for itself
In honor of Clayton Kershaw, a K-heavy lineup
IOWA FOOTBALL ROSTER NAMES

Bodey
Braeden
Cannon
Caden
Cale
Kael
Kale
Kade
Kaden
Karson
Kelby
Koen
Kyler
Hayden
Jaden
Jayden
Jaxon
Landyn
Rayce
Teegan
More evidence for my “all white professional athletes who don’t play basketball are MAGA until proven otherwise” hypothesis
Since posting this, Turcotte, Zegras, and Fantilli have posted the exact same post to their stories. Pat Maroon and Will Francis made other posts mourning Charlie Kirk's death.
Columbus Blue Jackets star Zach Werenski has responded to Charlie Kirk's death by sharing an Instagram post by a site known as "MAGA Vogue".
I love Yamamoto, but as an O’s fan it would have been disgraceful to lose on Cal’s night. But this!
Thrilled at the Orioles win, but can’t bring myself to talk trash to my Dodgers-loving daughter
The only thing fixed for ACC schools is internships
Beavis and Butt-head season 3 premieres tomorrow on Comedy Central! Because we're known for our intricate storytelling and devotion to the narrative art, here's something that'll help you get caught up on the previous seasons
Previously On Beavis and Butt-Head
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Thought so. Beavis and Butthead season 3 premieres on Comedy Central this Wednesday!
I’m actually flipping between the Orioles and tennis, I’m only inferring the game from my feed
“I was a defensive coordinator, my father was a defensive coordinator, and my son is damn sure going to be a defensive coordinator!”
“But Father, I want to host a podcast about the crisis in masculinity!”
“NO SON OF MINE IS HOSTING A PODCAST!
(small beat)
Can Jordon be on it?”