Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
Symbionese meant “wear crocs on TWA”
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Symbionese meant “wear crocs on TWA”
There is no reason for any of the rest of the episode to be there
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There is no reason for any of the rest of the episode to be there
*points at Jane Coaston*
Meesa accuse
Meesa accuse
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
*points at Jane Coaston*
Meesa accuse
Meesa accuse
You can’t expect a Cabinet Secretary to have dirty sex with you just because you’re a Georgetown professor, could you be more elitist
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You can’t expect a Cabinet Secretary to have dirty sex with you just because you’re a Georgetown professor, could you be more elitist
You really ought to include the Dinklage episode in the Lowdown. Also the scene in ep 4 where Hawke and Tripplehorn come back from the bar and stop everything to watch a video of some backstory for some reason. None are without sin
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You really ought to include the Dinklage episode in the Lowdown. Also the scene in ep 4 where Hawke and Tripplehorn come back from the bar and stop everything to watch a video of some backstory for some reason. None are without sin
I think he is saying that Ghislaine Maxwell bore the cross for each and every one of us
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think he is saying that Ghislaine Maxwell bore the cross for each and every one of us
It's how he feeds the demons who inhabit his lair
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's how he feeds the demons who inhabit his lair
They're going to keep doing it because of something that happened in their childhood
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They're going to keep doing it because of something that happened in their childhood
For a moment there, he's not sure if other people can see the blood
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For a moment there, he's not sure if other people can see the blood
Also by showrunner of Beavis and Butthead, who won't write the preface for less than $10k
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Also by showrunner of Beavis and Butthead, who won't write the preface for less than $10k
That generally comes about two-thirds of the way through it, so better to skip to the end
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
That generally comes about two-thirds of the way through it, so better to skip to the end
She held his hair back while he blew Clinton
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She held his hair back while he blew Clinton
Her writing style from 5-6 years ago was very different from those excerpts in VF. Her whole thing just looks like mental illness.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Her writing style from 5-6 years ago was very different from those excerpts in VF. Her whole thing just looks like mental illness.
I mean, I’m not going to marry her. I’m old enough, I could!
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I mean, I’m not going to marry her. I’m old enough, I could!
This all seems to me like a sadder story than some on the internet are taking it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This all seems to me like a sadder story than some on the internet are taking it.
Yeah, she’s personally unpleasant in a lot of ways, but that doesn’t change what we’re looking at here, I don’t think
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yeah, she’s personally unpleasant in a lot of ways, but that doesn’t change what we’re looking at here, I don’t think
I always liked her magazine writing, she had flair, but either she always benefited from a kind and rigorous editor or, again, we’re looking at someone in steep decline.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I always liked her magazine writing, she had flair, but either she always benefited from a kind and rigorous editor or, again, we’re looking at someone in steep decline.