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Wandering Australia, supports #LUFC #SydneySwans #Canberraraiders #MOT casual gamer #Nintendo #PS4 #Zelda
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![[Scene is a GUY on the top of an unlit bonfire. A CROW is sitting on his outstreched arm.]
GUY:
This is so messed up.
GUY:
I was really looking forward to this party.
GUY:
I mean, you don't expect it, do you?
CROW:
Expect what
GUY:
Well like, you spend all day with your friends getting dressed up for a nice party,
GUY:
And when you get there you find out they've only invited you as an effigy of a 17th century terrorist!
CROW:
That is rude.
GUY:
It's *weird*.
CROW:
Yeah
CROW:
It's almost like... *Wicker Man-ish*.
GUY:
It's very Wicker Man!
GUY:
It really is a lot like that film.
CROW:
Don't worry.
CROW:
It's probably just like a folk-horror themed soirée or something
[Silent panels as the crow looks down at the guy's feet, off-scene].
CROW:
Oop.
[Silent pause. We se a flicker of light begin to grow at the base of the guy's feet].
CROW:
Nope
CROW:
Yeah they really are going to burn you.
GUY:
YOU WEIRD PAGAN SHITS
[Crow flies off]
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GREAT ASHES TESTS - Ep5 The Miracle of Headingley '81
The story of the epic 1981 Ashes when Ian Botham outrageously turned the tables on Australia, narrated by Stephen Fry
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November 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Question for the Australian sports #historians . Did early “football” clubs play multiple codes? Eg I have articles about Stockton Football Club playing games using both “association rules” and “Australian rules”. To me that would mean soccer and Aussie Rules respectively.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Question for the Australian sports #historians . Did early “football” clubs play multiple codes? Eg I have articles about Stockton Football Club playing games using both “association rules” and “Australian rules”. To me that would mean soccer and Aussie Rules respectively.
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Spoke to Gary McAllister this morning and asked him about Leeds United’s struggles in the final third.
Here’s what he had to say. #lufc
Here’s what he had to say. #lufc
Exclusive: Leeds United icon identifies what Whites are lacking in the final third
Leeds United icon Gary McAllister believes the Whites need more belief in order to improve in the final third.
www.yorkshirepost.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Spoke to Gary McAllister this morning and asked him about Leeds United’s struggles in the final third.
Here’s what he had to say. #lufc
Here’s what he had to say. #lufc
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Farke said, "We don’t have to over-analyse the game," and I hope he was lying ahead of a week spent over-analysing, over-thinking and overall tearing up plans, finding a solution for a better #LUFC team.
About #Leeds going to Brighton:
About #Leeds going to Brighton:
Brighton 3-0 Leeds United: A hard time for urgency
Farke said, "We don’t have to over-analyse the game," and I hope he was lying ahead of a week spent over-analysing, over-thinking and overall tearing up plans, finding a solution for a better Leeds team.
www.leedsista.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Hi all! i’m again raising funds for the Black Dog institute. Funds raised go towards new mental health treatments, education, and digital services for people in need. It would mean so much to me if you can donate or help spread the word. Thank you so much! www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...
Support my 100km challenge for mental health research!
Together, we can help create better mental health for all.
www.onefootforward.org.au
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hi all! i’m again raising funds for the Black Dog institute. Funds raised go towards new mental health treatments, education, and digital services for people in need. It would mean so much to me if you can donate or help spread the word. Thank you so much! www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...
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Watching Devil In Disguise:John Wayne Gacy. Brilliantly done but heart rending.
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Watching Devil In Disguise:John Wayne Gacy. Brilliantly done but heart rending.
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[talkSPORT] Barcelona still owe £138m in transfer fees including huge sums to Leeds and City
🚨 Barcelona still owe £138M in transfer fees, including:
🔸 £36.5M to Leeds United for Raphinha
🔸 £22M to Sevilla for Jules Koundé
🔸 £15.5M to RB Leipzig for Dani Olmo
🚨 Barcelona still owe £138M in transfer fees, including:
🔸 £36.5M to Leeds United for Raphinha
🔸 £22M to Sevilla for Jules Koundé
🔸 £15.5M to RB Leipzig for Dani Olmo
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
[talkSPORT] Barcelona still owe £138m in transfer fees including huge sums to Leeds and City
🚨 Barcelona still owe £138M in transfer fees, including:
🔸 £36.5M to Leeds United for Raphinha
🔸 £22M to Sevilla for Jules Koundé
🔸 £15.5M to RB Leipzig for Dani Olmo
🚨 Barcelona still owe £138M in transfer fees, including:
🔸 £36.5M to Leeds United for Raphinha
🔸 £22M to Sevilla for Jules Koundé
🔸 £15.5M to RB Leipzig for Dani Olmo
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Leviathan’s Wake 🐉 a spire in the Eagle Nebula captured by Hubble and painted by me in oils. No multi-spectral shapes on this one like most of my work, just a classic beauty 😌
This original & prints will be available next week for a limited time!
This original & prints will be available next week for a limited time!
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Leviathan’s Wake 🐉 a spire in the Eagle Nebula captured by Hubble and painted by me in oils. No multi-spectral shapes on this one like most of my work, just a classic beauty 😌
This original & prints will be available next week for a limited time!
This original & prints will be available next week for a limited time!
youtube.com/watch?v=PeQA... both song & video magnificent #Arctics
Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon (Official Video)
YouTube video by Domino Recording Co.
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October 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=PeQA... both song & video magnificent #Arctics
#LUFC should have got a draw there but can see why we didn’t. They simply have better football players than use but are not a better team. Irritating.
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#LUFC should have got a draw there but can see why we didn’t. They simply have better football players than use but are not a better team. Irritating.
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Who are you and what is Leedsista?
I'm Daniel Chapman, aka Moxco/Moscowhite for stupid internet reasons. I'm a writer, of the book 100 Years of Leeds United, the film Do You Want to Win?, and of loads of things at The Square
www.leedsista.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Just discovered #Murderbot this looks great fun #television
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just discovered #Murderbot this looks great fun #television
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![[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
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SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
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PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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Rory McIlroy has donated his entire $10.9 million bonus from the Ryder Cup 2025 and sponsorship earnings to fund a series of homeless support centers in Northern Ireland, his hometown area. The initiative will help create 150 housing units and 300 shelter beds for those in need.
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rory McIlroy has donated his entire $10.9 million bonus from the Ryder Cup 2025 and sponsorship earnings to fund a series of homeless support centers in Northern Ireland, his hometown area. The initiative will help create 150 housing units and 300 shelter beds for those in need.
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“Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”
youtube.com/watch?v=emz6... Bob being Bob. Treasure these moments ( I know it’s old, I’ve had a drink) #comedy #BobMortimer #thefootball
Write And Perform A Song For A Stranger - FULL TASK
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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October 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=emz6... Bob being Bob. Treasure these moments ( I know it’s old, I’ve had a drink) #comedy #BobMortimer #thefootball
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HR Manager Janice Mead, might ask the same question. She has a list. 😸Read #PeoplePersonnel Getting great reviews at: amzn.to/3FTbuDs 😻 #HR #CatLady #SerialKiller #Comedy #Whitstable #BookSky #BookTok #BookNote #Bookstagram😻
September 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
HR Manager Janice Mead, might ask the same question. She has a list. 😸Read #PeoplePersonnel Getting great reviews at: amzn.to/3FTbuDs 😻 #HR #CatLady #SerialKiller #Comedy #Whitstable #BookSky #BookTok #BookNote #Bookstagram😻