mateo’s bluesky
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burner account. Haha, unless… #neocuirinsurgenciesoftheleft
nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
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nyc via chicago, they/them/elle
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Jk my scrapper snapped in half when I was clearing my car off
God I love fresh snow
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jk my scrapper snapped in half when I was clearing my car off
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Prebiotic. Probiotic. Post biotic. Damn girl how many fuckin biotics you got?!
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Prebiotic. Probiotic. Post biotic. Damn girl how many fuckin biotics you got?!
Nyc baddies what is everyone up to tonight. Or who ! Hehe
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nyc baddies what is everyone up to tonight. Or who ! Hehe
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~eyes are the nipples of the face~
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
September 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
~eyes are the nipples of the face~
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
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Posting this before the rest of the internet hops onto this app.
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Posting this before the rest of the internet hops onto this app.
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the urge to say “more than me? 🥺” whenever my friends say they love something
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the urge to say “more than me? 🥺” whenever my friends say they love something
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ok last one
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
ok last one
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT embrace A.I...
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT embrace A.I...
Happy fat cock Friday 👏🏻
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy fat cock Friday 👏🏻
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Hair? Cut.
Chest? Out.
Arm? Flexed.
Gay? Yes
Chest? Out.
Arm? Flexed.
Gay? Yes
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hair? Cut.
Chest? Out.
Arm? Flexed.
Gay? Yes
Chest? Out.
Arm? Flexed.
Gay? Yes
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I heard you like bush.
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I heard you like bush.
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Do I know anyone going to Papi Juice this Friday?
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Do I know anyone going to Papi Juice this Friday?
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At least I give good side boob
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
At least I give good side boob
Me when I start to smell the pernil during xmas
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me when I start to smell the pernil during xmas
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
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Sunday scaries hitting right before midnight
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sunday scaries hitting right before midnight
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Upper body pump!
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Upper body pump!
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Sloppy poets for sloppy poems about sloppy lovers with bad teeth... crumpled paper like snake skin...
#jotolicious #dumpsterpoet #mojavevalleyblues
#jotolicious #dumpsterpoet #mojavevalleyblues
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sloppy poets for sloppy poems about sloppy lovers with bad teeth... crumpled paper like snake skin...
#jotolicious #dumpsterpoet #mojavevalleyblues
#jotolicious #dumpsterpoet #mojavevalleyblues
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I’m at the don’t just post Madonna lyrics part of my night
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m at the don’t just post Madonna lyrics part of my night
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