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I’m honored to hear you’re giving the eulogy at my celebration of beef
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Body fat percentage keeps going down and muscle mass keeps going up… I am going to be unrecognizable by the time I hit my goals in the spring
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(jolly) BGB approved
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December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My favorite Christmas song
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thank you so much! Trying my best 🫶
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
handling it
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Going home with leftovers from the holidays is goated when getting to keep the Tupperware is the vibe
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No substitutions
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is the kind of validation I need, ty 🫂
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The (penis) people vs berry bliss
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Then you should bottom
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November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me when I’m introducing myself and my name is bottom
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I though this said backhand at first and I was like lemme go get my tennis racket
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Body beef with a side of tea?
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
New body goals: look like upside down food pyramid
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
body tea w a side of beef
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy thanksgiving bsky fam 🫂🫶
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m not an up and run at 6am on thanksgiving kind of person, but I am an up and doing laundry and cleaning at 6am kind of person and idk which is worse :/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good morning, Thanksgiving morning
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Busy Bi | Proud Hater, the Socrates of our time
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Break it?
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Best I can do is a hug 🫂
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM