Alice Tyson
@ladybirduk.bsky.social
Some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon. Probably the wrong temperature.
She/Her
She/Her
As someone who is doing customer demos and usually all about the new technology at work, I didn't like to admit to my colleagues I hadn't heard of one note. Was feeling a bit like the grandma with no idea what anyone was talking about on this one!
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM
As someone who is doing customer demos and usually all about the new technology at work, I didn't like to admit to my colleagues I hadn't heard of one note. Was feeling a bit like the grandma with no idea what anyone was talking about on this one!
Pick up the nearest book. Turn go page 42, post the second sentence.
"That left only Man."
"That left only Man."
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn go page 42, post the second sentence.
"That left only Man."
"That left only Man."
How the fuck did we get into a timeline where THIS is accurate reporting about the behaviour of the president of the USA. Somebody pinch me. #wtaf
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
How the fuck did we get into a timeline where THIS is accurate reporting about the behaviour of the president of the USA. Somebody pinch me. #wtaf
This morning was #volunteering at the graveyard day. I helped look out for snowdrop bulbs that had worked themselves free of the soil and got them replanted. And we made some dead hedges. Also talked to some people, saw some sunshine, listened to the pigeons, drink 1 coffee and ate 3 biscuits 💪
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This morning was #volunteering at the graveyard day. I helped look out for snowdrop bulbs that had worked themselves free of the soil and got them replanted. And we made some dead hedges. Also talked to some people, saw some sunshine, listened to the pigeons, drink 1 coffee and ate 3 biscuits 💪
Change one letter, ruin a show.
Not doing the juvenile count duckula one... So let's try something else
The Bile.
Not doing the juvenile count duckula one... So let's try something else
The Bile.
Change one letter, ruin a show..
BabyLOL Five.
BabyLOL Five.
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Dad's Arm.
Dad's Arm.
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Change one letter, ruin a show.
Not doing the juvenile count duckula one... So let's try something else
The Bile.
Not doing the juvenile count duckula one... So let's try something else
The Bile.
Done SOMETHING to my foot. So working with my foot up on the sofa today. Moira is doing sterling PA work looking after me again today. Well done Moira! #workingcat #WFH
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Done SOMETHING to my foot. So working with my foot up on the sofa today. Moira is doing sterling PA work looking after me again today. Well done Moira! #workingcat #WFH
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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I can be real with you, right? We're all friends here.
I'm publicly releasing this episode for two reasons.
First, because people have been requesting I release it for years now... and second, because look at the news. It's here.
I'm publicly releasing this episode for two reasons.
First, because people have been requesting I release it for years now... and second, because look at the news. It's here.
Bonus Episode: The Authoritarians | The British History Podcast
By popular request, we're releasing the full member's episode on The Authoritarians.
www.thebritishhistorypodcast.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I can be real with you, right? We're all friends here.
I'm publicly releasing this episode for two reasons.
First, because people have been requesting I release it for years now... and second, because look at the news. It's here.
I'm publicly releasing this episode for two reasons.
First, because people have been requesting I release it for years now... and second, because look at the news. It's here.
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The best time to buy shares in guillotine manufacturers was 20 years ago.
The next best time is now.
The next best time is now.
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The best time to buy shares in guillotine manufacturers was 20 years ago.
The next best time is now.
The next best time is now.
The deep cleaning of the youngest teenagers bedroom is complete. I am very dusty. So (again!) if anyone needs me I will be in the bath. #somuchdust #somanynerfbullets
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The deep cleaning of the youngest teenagers bedroom is complete. I am very dusty. So (again!) if anyone needs me I will be in the bath. #somuchdust #somanynerfbullets
Fuck this shit. If anyone needs me I will be drinking g&t in the bath with Duolingo and then maybe a history podcast. #happyplace #justabitmorehotwater
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Fuck this shit. If anyone needs me I will be drinking g&t in the bath with Duolingo and then maybe a history podcast. #happyplace #justabitmorehotwater
He did what now?! 😔🤬
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
He did what now?! 😔🤬
Good Morning. Happy New Year. Let's do this! (By this I mean get the kettle on and eat some leftover picky bits for breakfast.)
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Good Morning. Happy New Year. Let's do this! (By this I mean get the kettle on and eat some leftover picky bits for breakfast.)
The photography student dragged me to the cathedral today. I joined in with the exercise but my camera photos won't be anywhere near as good. #winchestercathedral #photography
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The photography student dragged me to the cathedral today. I joined in with the exercise but my camera photos won't be anywhere near as good. #winchestercathedral #photography
Gold fingerless gloves
Make a Bond movie Casual
Live and Let Live.
Live and Let Live.
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gold fingerless gloves
Reposted by Alice Tyson
Make a Bond movie Casual
Live and Let Live.
Live and Let Live.
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Golden Goose
The Man With the Golden Goose
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Make a Bond movie Casual
Live and Let Live.
Live and Let Live.
Reposted by Alice Tyson
I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement
Twice a year CPD review... Just what everyone wants to be doing on New year's Eve. I may not be in the right mind frame for this right now, but clearly I am awesome and deserve a raise.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Twice a year CPD review... Just what everyone wants to be doing on New year's Eve. I may not be in the right mind frame for this right now, but clearly I am awesome and deserve a raise.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
Donation 20. They still need donations even at Christmas. Https//www.blood.co.uk if you're able (and local!)
#blooddonation
#blooddonation
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Donation 20. They still need donations even at Christmas. Https//www.blood.co.uk if you're able (and local!)
#blooddonation
#blooddonation
This is a public service announcement. If you put your sheets in the wash earlier go make your bed now. You will thank yourself later! (Remembering to make my bed before even 6pm always gives my the illusion of being an organised adult.) #adulting
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is a public service announcement. If you put your sheets in the wash earlier go make your bed now. You will thank yourself later! (Remembering to make my bed before even 6pm always gives my the illusion of being an organised adult.) #adulting
All caught up on Canada's Drag Race, I can stop avoiding spoilers now. But after binge watching 4 episodes in 2 days I don't want to wait for the next one 😞
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All caught up on Canada's Drag Race, I can stop avoiding spoilers now. But after binge watching 4 episodes in 2 days I don't want to wait for the next one 😞
Playing around with the tool that analyses your most used words on Bluesky. The phrase "fucking stupid" and the words "coffee" and "cheese" are up there. But also "happy" and "history". So I think I am accurately reflecting my true self via this platform. 💅
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Playing around with the tool that analyses your most used words on Bluesky. The phrase "fucking stupid" and the words "coffee" and "cheese" are up there. But also "happy" and "history". So I think I am accurately reflecting my true self via this platform. 💅