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Kristyn - lover of beauty 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🍊🦄
@kvaill.bsky.social
43 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🍊 Here for the gay pirates mostly, but also for the awkward/ND/queer vibes! Bi, exJW, she/her

https://archiveofourown.org/users/KVaill/works
Hey, take a minute and put your eyeballs on this! ❤️
hi. ed and stede had a fight this morning and now they're both at work thinking how stupid and unnecessary it was and was it more abt it being cold and dark out than anything else. it makes stede feel like a failure, like he's never going to be a better husband. it makes ed feel like his dad. -
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ha. So. Want to know how my estranged mother acknowledged my 44th birthday on Sunday? She texted me "Good Morning ❤️". That's it. No follow up. Not even a "thinking of you today" or anything. Which. Whatever. I'm sure she feels appeased by that gesture. I just think it's funny that she obviously 1/3
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The boys are (finally!) complete and are now available as a print bundle!
Btw, my holiday sale is still on through the 5th 👀 : www.dorywhynot.com/shop/p/your-... #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
44 years on this planet!! Eternally grateful to have found you all!! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm on it, Franz.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The printer at work is continually jamming. I emailed everyone & put a note ON the printer stating it's jamming. I've called for service. Someone just came into my office to say "how do I open door A1? There's an error message on the machine."
1/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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grateful to pirate pals far and wide, old and new. you changed my life for the better in so many incredible ways.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@asisherright.bsky.social thanks again so much for the ornament! It just arrived and immediately went onto the tree
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If you enjoy some OFMD-themed stickers, this mystery bundle is for you! Get $50 worth of pirate stickers (may also contain bookmarks and/or cards) for just $10.

YES this works with my current sale and this bundle ships worldwide! Link in 🧵.

#OFMD #OFMDmerch #stickermaker #shopsmall #wokeandghey
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?

This is a uniquely Canadian one - this commercial where the robot child is flipping around through machinery with whirling saw blades and gets it's arm cut off. *Hated* that one.

Runner up is the Sesame Street where Ernie is King Tut.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Hey #ofmdcraftfair friends:

This email from @southernequality.bsky.social just made me cry a little bit. This is the work we made happen. Almost 10% of this was *us*- our show, our crafts, our hyping, our love.

When things feel hopeless, when you feel powerless, remember: WE DID THIS.

#ofmd
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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For #TakeTwoTuesday I have this piece — I did it for the you wear fine frames well project about a year ago and it lives on my wall now. Hands are fucking hard and I’m still very proud of how it turned out!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Have you made any #OurFlagMeansDeath arts or crafts? Do you have a really good garlic soup recipe? Have you written a song about your favorite character? We'd love to highlight what you've made! Our Fanwork Gallery will be showcasing all sorts of creations. Submissions open November 12th! #AoGVC
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Happy Halloween to all the gay losers out there. 👻 #OFMD
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the juice of GB to me is definitely that ed is just fucking around w a guy that he finds fascinating until they hang out enough that ed realizes he likes /himself/ more around stede and that’s what makes him realize he loves stede/wants to be w him
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
queer blueskie: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Out as Bi to spouse: 35ish
(I knew from my teens but didn't/couldn't act on it)
Out as Bi to close friends/family: 40
Out as Bi to Everyone: 42

I'm 43 now, 44 next month 🏳️‍🌈❤️
queer blueskie: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

🏳️‍🌈: five years ago!

nonbinary: two years ago!

i am fully in my thirties, we love a slow burn romance of the self 💙
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Bi - always thought it was weird when I realized most people didn’t get crushes on anyone from an entire gender?? So. 6 maybe???

Nonbinary - don’t know? As soon as I learned the words (in high school?) I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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So thankful for all the art and fics this fandom provides, for free!!! We are truly so lucky to have so many wonderful and talented people creating such beautiful, crazy, stunning works just for the fun of it 🫶🏻
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
About to channel my inner Stede - my still sort of new coworker is about to find out I'm as mean as I am nice, and I'm real fucking nice. 🔥🗡️
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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we need to set up some kind of thing like airbnb where you can stay with crew members all over the world when you travel and you pay by bartering crafts or skills
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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A great march in Portland! #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM