tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
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STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!
the reposting of my old cat pictures will continue until i am reunited with my fuzzy little children
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the reposting of my old cat pictures will continue until i am reunited with my fuzzy little children
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tofu is a super weird little dude
November 25, 2023 at 4:20 PM
tofu is a super weird little dude
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tesla goes fucking bonkers playing in this weird tube thingy
May 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
tesla goes fucking bonkers playing in this weird tube thingy
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[stefon voice] tucson's hottest club is called friiiiiidddddgggge. this place has everything: chocolate syrup. thanksgiving leftovers. expired lunch meat. half a sheet of homemade blotter acid. and that weird expensive dipping sauce that your ex left when she moved out and you keep meaning to try.
November 24, 2023 at 11:14 PM
[stefon voice] tucson's hottest club is called friiiiiidddddgggge. this place has everything: chocolate syrup. thanksgiving leftovers. expired lunch meat. half a sheet of homemade blotter acid. and that weird expensive dipping sauce that your ex left when she moved out and you keep meaning to try.
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tofu just casually gnawing on my grabber claw. i use this to give him scritches when my body won't let me reach him and the weird little dude fucking loves it
September 24, 2023 at 6:37 PM
tofu just casually gnawing on my grabber claw. i use this to give him scritches when my body won't let me reach him and the weird little dude fucking loves it
considering the fog is thick enough that i can lose sight of the wing immediately outside my window, i'm surprised my flight left on time
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
considering the fog is thick enough that i can lose sight of the wing immediately outside my window, i'm surprised my flight left on time
this flight allows me to get 20 minutes of wifi for watching an ad and that's kinda perfect. i like not being online for my whole flight, but sometimes bluesky needs immediate knowledge of the dude in coach who is not just shoeless but has laid out a fancy tassled pillow to rest his bare feet upon
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this flight allows me to get 20 minutes of wifi for watching an ad and that's kinda perfect. i like not being online for my whole flight, but sometimes bluesky needs immediate knowledge of the dude in coach who is not just shoeless but has laid out a fancy tassled pillow to rest his bare feet upon
in case of emergency, children should remain stoic in the face of chaos
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
in case of emergency, children should remain stoic in the face of chaos
bought myself a journal and challenged myself to write in it every day starting on my 40th birthday (yesterday)
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
bought myself a journal and challenged myself to write in it every day starting on my 40th birthday (yesterday)
cannot believe i am voluntarily trading away time with my cats for time with my parents. it's like the bulls trading away micheal jordan the basketball player to receive michael jordan the baseball player.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cannot believe i am voluntarily trading away time with my cats for time with my parents. it's like the bulls trading away micheal jordan the basketball player to receive michael jordan the baseball player.
i need to get up and finish packing before my flight but i'm just laying in bed rubbing tofu's belly and trying not to think about how much i'm gonna miss him for a week
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i need to get up and finish packing before my flight but i'm just laying in bed rubbing tofu's belly and trying not to think about how much i'm gonna miss him for a week
tofu knows if i get up i'll start packing again, so the goal is to never let me stand up again
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
tofu knows if i get up i'll start packing again, so the goal is to never let me stand up again
holy shit i'm 40
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
holy shit i'm 40
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
i documented the progression of tofu's sleepy smushface over the course of an hour last night
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i documented the progression of tofu's sleepy smushface over the course of an hour last night
sleepy fu
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
sleepy fu
tofu laying on my spasming legs to provide the with the healing energy of purrs
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
tofu laying on my spasming legs to provide the with the healing energy of purrs
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
i will be spending an entire week with the only three living relatives i speak to, all boomers, and i am going force them to play d&d even if it kills them (and it might, they are all allergic to creativity and enjoyment). tofu is helping me plan.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i will be spending an entire week with the only three living relatives i speak to, all boomers, and i am going force them to play d&d even if it kills them (and it might, they are all allergic to creativity and enjoyment). tofu is helping me plan.
even after 25 years of this happening, every time my hand locks up in some bizarre position i still pretend i'm throwing fake gang signs
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
even after 25 years of this happening, every time my hand locks up in some bizarre position i still pretend i'm throwing fake gang signs
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[making phone call]
me: hello yes, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: ok
me: and it’s working out great
jg wentworth: (venomous) you son of a bitch
me: hello yes, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: ok
me: and it’s working out great
jg wentworth: (venomous) you son of a bitch
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[making phone call]
me: hello yes, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: ok
me: and it’s working out great
jg wentworth: (venomous) you son of a bitch
me: hello yes, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: ok
me: and it’s working out great
jg wentworth: (venomous) you son of a bitch
out of 30+ toys, this particular green fish is suddenly very popular
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
out of 30+ toys, this particular green fish is suddenly very popular
there was much excellent squirrel watching today
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
there was much excellent squirrel watching today
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This was in my memories from last year:
left photo - Flower in the dog cage in the basement at the old house in medical quarantine last year after she was trapped.
Right: beloved family member today in the new house on a cat bed on the bed.
left photo - Flower in the dog cage in the basement at the old house in medical quarantine last year after she was trapped.
Right: beloved family member today in the new house on a cat bed on the bed.
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This was in my memories from last year:
left photo - Flower in the dog cage in the basement at the old house in medical quarantine last year after she was trapped.
Right: beloved family member today in the new house on a cat bed on the bed.
left photo - Flower in the dog cage in the basement at the old house in medical quarantine last year after she was trapped.
Right: beloved family member today in the new house on a cat bed on the bed.