tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
based on the whining noises, i think wiggles missed me
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
based on the whining noises, i think wiggles missed me
considering the fog is thick enough that i can lose sight of the wing immediately outside my window, i'm surprised my flight left on time
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
considering the fog is thick enough that i can lose sight of the wing immediately outside my window, i'm surprised my flight left on time
in case of emergency, children should remain stoic in the face of chaos
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
in case of emergency, children should remain stoic in the face of chaos
bought myself a journal and challenged myself to write in it every day starting on my 40th birthday (yesterday)
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
bought myself a journal and challenged myself to write in it every day starting on my 40th birthday (yesterday)
cannot believe i am voluntarily trading away time with my cats for time with my parents. it's like the bulls trading away micheal jordan the basketball player to receive michael jordan the baseball player.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cannot believe i am voluntarily trading away time with my cats for time with my parents. it's like the bulls trading away micheal jordan the basketball player to receive michael jordan the baseball player.
tofu knows if i get up i'll start packing again, so the goal is to never let me stand up again
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
tofu knows if i get up i'll start packing again, so the goal is to never let me stand up again
i documented the progression of tofu's sleepy smushface over the course of an hour last night
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i documented the progression of tofu's sleepy smushface over the course of an hour last night
sleepy fu
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
sleepy fu
tofu laying on my spasming legs to provide the with the healing energy of purrs
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
tofu laying on my spasming legs to provide the with the healing energy of purrs
i will be spending an entire week with the only three living relatives i speak to, all boomers, and i am going force them to play d&d even if it kills them (and it might, they are all allergic to creativity and enjoyment). tofu is helping me plan.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i will be spending an entire week with the only three living relatives i speak to, all boomers, and i am going force them to play d&d even if it kills them (and it might, they are all allergic to creativity and enjoyment). tofu is helping me plan.
even after 25 years of this happening, every time my hand locks up in some bizarre position i still pretend i'm throwing fake gang signs
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
even after 25 years of this happening, every time my hand locks up in some bizarre position i still pretend i'm throwing fake gang signs
out of 30+ toys, this particular green fish is suddenly very popular
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
out of 30+ toys, this particular green fish is suddenly very popular
a lot of furry, wingless birds
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
a lot of furry, wingless birds
there was much excellent squirrel watching today
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
there was much excellent squirrel watching today
the cats have reverse-tiered seating for the squirrely dan show
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the cats have reverse-tiered seating for the squirrely dan show
cats are so good! it took tesla many years to let me hug him or pick him up, but now he very actively pursues being hugged to my chest, especially when i'm not feeling well. he purrs like a maniac and pets me back. in fact he's doing it right now.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
cats are so good! it took tesla many years to let me hug him or pick him up, but now he very actively pursues being hugged to my chest, especially when i'm not feeling well. he purrs like a maniac and pets me back. in fact he's doing it right now.
abe check
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
abe check
having a real rough mental health and muscle spasm day, luckily dr tofu is on the case
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
having a real rough mental health and muscle spasm day, luckily dr tofu is on the case
tofu knocked over his entire box of toys to get to this one particular fish
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
tofu knocked over his entire box of toys to get to this one particular fish
tofu is on that "honk shoo honk shoo" shit
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
tofu is on that "honk shoo honk shoo" shit
everyone who holds this opinion needs to read 'my ishmael' (1992)
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
everyone who holds this opinion needs to read 'my ishmael' (1992)