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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

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this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat tesla is a black & white cow cat krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human (all he/hims)

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · Jul 7

STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!

white cat laying on back with belly exposed looking up expectantly

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 8h

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 8h

nativity in black may be my most listened-to album until i got into punk in the late 90s

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14h

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

i love running dnd games but i have got to figure out my prep work (i am always scrambling to find an appropriate map at some point in a session) and better pacing so my players spend less time (or, ideally, no time) browsing their phones for non-dnd reasons

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

tofu is so happy i am done running dnd so i can focus on important things, like rubbing his belly

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

this is how i celebrate too

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

"That sign can't stop me because I can't read" from Arthur

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

lol my torso scar stories are "this one is from getting stabbed, these sixteen around it are from the five subsequent post-stabbing surgeries (except that one, that's an appendectomy)"

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

echo is innocent of all crimes!

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

i have just sliced myself with the lid of a cat food can badly enough to spurt blood onto the fucking ceiling. this isn't even the first time this exact thing has happened to me. i sliced a different body part to the same effect.

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

although there's something very satisfying about standing on somebody's head then somehow lifting that person over your own head from that spot

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

if you see this, QRP with a game released the year you were born

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

you just made me spittake onto my cat. magnificent!

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

god with everything else going on i completely forgot to internally panic about my neurologist referring me to a brain surgeon

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

yes, but i followed the advice of the kings of leon so it is on fire, hope that's not a problem.

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

lol my campus club tried to get the iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at bush to come to our campus and whoa oh oh oh you better believe the obama state department had some things to say about that

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

kraken wisconsin!

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

one of my dnd party members is so excited to test their new (discount) magic belt that can cast three spells:
1. create food and water (expired lunchables and diet mountain dew)
2. anti-magic field (only affects the user's worn magic items)
3. wall of water (sewage water that won't hold shape)

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

everybody else is an npc

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

he ran into his own door

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

"well what am i SUPPOSED to do!?" cries the parent whose baby is inexplicably on the roof, and whose only solution thus far has been throwing frisbees at the infant

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

when i watched wiggles for my pops, he demanded daily photos, plus explained to me "you know how you declare your cats are your children and you love them so much? well that's how i feel about this dog, so keep her safe" like damn pops, i'm your literal flesh and blood son and i'm not the example?

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

i spent my teens and 20s getting into fights constantly, spent my 30s priding myself on being wise enough to not get into stupid fights anymore, and as i enter my 40s i wish i had the chutzpah to just smack people for saying bigoted shit like i did when i was 19

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

the man is 70, constantly angry at absolutely nothing, smokes four packs a day, and drives a pickup truck he needs a running jump to enter and can't see over the hood of. he's not long for this world, with or without my assist

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

those are the only kind i use to beat bigoted sacks of shit, thank you friend!

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