Elvis Depressedly
@kostarica.bsky.social
A punk that runs on batteries
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Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Nurse: are you having thoughts of suicidal ideation?
Me: would that be so weird with everything thats happening?
Nurse: im just going to put "no" because that doesnt seem like a fair question right now...
Me: would that be so weird with everything thats happening?
Nurse: im just going to put "no" because that doesnt seem like a fair question right now...
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Nurse: are you having thoughts of suicidal ideation?
Me: would that be so weird with everything thats happening?
Nurse: im just going to put "no" because that doesnt seem like a fair question right now...
Me: would that be so weird with everything thats happening?
Nurse: im just going to put "no" because that doesnt seem like a fair question right now...
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LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A lot of progress in a week!
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
A lot of progress in a week!
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for me
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for me
Wendys 4 for 4 is a beautiful name for a baby girl
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Wendys 4 for 4 is a beautiful name for a baby girl
The Devil Wears Prada is just genderbent Click, so it has a jumping point for toxic yuri fanfics
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Devil Wears Prada is just genderbent Click, so it has a jumping point for toxic yuri fanfics
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I finally finished my evil lair but my sworn adversary/romantic interest (its complicated) told me that lava pits were cringe? I was going for a classic vibe to the place and now im having second thoughts. I've already wasted 7 million gold, what do i do???
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I finally finished my evil lair but my sworn adversary/romantic interest (its complicated) told me that lava pits were cringe? I was going for a classic vibe to the place and now im having second thoughts. I've already wasted 7 million gold, what do i do???
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Here's what a real Gameboy looks like
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Here's what a real Gameboy looks like
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They are doing eugenics based on your favourite Eeveelution
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They are doing eugenics based on your favourite Eeveelution
My lord and savior Gaming Christ
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My lord and savior Gaming Christ
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June 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Speed Racer movie is free on youtube if you need light in your life
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Speed Racer movie is free on youtube if you need light in your life
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platonic gangstalking
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
platonic gangstalking
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Ketamine is probably fine to do once or twice
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ketamine is probably fine to do once or twice
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April 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your late teens/early 20s are for fucking up your life in interesting and exciting ways, mid 20s is for fixing it, late 20s is for living life and having a good time... apparently
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Your late teens/early 20s are for fucking up your life in interesting and exciting ways, mid 20s is for fixing it, late 20s is for living life and having a good time... apparently
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KIRBY AIR RIDE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
KIRBY AIR RIDE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women