Oakland Noodle Boy
@kodoe-g.bsky.social
Queer boy-o living it up in the Bay
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Anything less than this from Democratic candidates will not suffice for my vote
Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICE… I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Anything less than this from Democratic candidates will not suffice for my vote
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woke up to find out it didn't happen. better luck next time everyone
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
woke up to find out it didn't happen. better luck next time everyone
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When it happens, I hope I wake up to it, so I can ride that high all day
Or, I hope I'm with friends, checking my phone, and I get to be the one to tell them.
Or, I hope I'm with friends, checking my phone, and I get to be the one to tell them.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
When it happens, I hope I wake up to it, so I can ride that high all day
Or, I hope I'm with friends, checking my phone, and I get to be the one to tell them.
Or, I hope I'm with friends, checking my phone, and I get to be the one to tell them.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
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I'm almost done with Deep Space Nine and, I gotta say, Vic Fontaine has got to be one of the lamest characters in all of television #startrek
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I'm almost done with Deep Space Nine and, I gotta say, Vic Fontaine has got to be one of the lamest characters in all of television #startrek
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Soup of the day: Blood
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Soup of the day: Blood
Altman is gonna parade Pinterest's corpse like a hunter bringing back a wooly mammoth's skin to his tribe
BREAKING: OpenAI is predicted to buy Pinterest, $PINS, in 2026, per the Information
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Altman is gonna parade Pinterest's corpse like a hunter bringing back a wooly mammoth's skin to his tribe
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Magic: The Gathering, Universes Beyond:
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Magic: The Gathering, Universes Beyond:
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Today is the *first* day you can repost this...
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Today is the *first* day you can repost this...
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
I survived my appendix bursting! I am so grateful to be alive
What was the best thing that happened to you in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I survived my appendix bursting! I am so grateful to be alive
Fuck you 2025!!! 🖕🤬 You almost killed me!!! ☠️🤪 But I outlasted you, bitch!!! 🤣😂 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🎊🥳
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Fuck you 2025!!! 🖕🤬 You almost killed me!!! ☠️🤪 But I outlasted you, bitch!!! 🤣😂 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🎊🥳
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The Internet lends itself to political discourse. But in 2025, discourse alone has proven itself ineffectual in the face of Fascism. What is the alternative? The only thing that cannot be Discoursed, of course.
Killing in the name of… nothing
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
buff.ly
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The Internet lends itself to political discourse. But in 2025, discourse alone has proven itself ineffectual in the face of Fascism. What is the alternative? The only thing that cannot be Discoursed, of course.
The human race are a bunch of addicts
something i’ve realized recently is everyone loves to say they hate algorithms but very few people have made any indication they’re willing to move away from algorithmic social media
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The human race are a bunch of addicts
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Don't buy Starbucks gift cards this holiday season!
Santa checked his list twice and Starbucks is on the naughty list for ignoring workers and union busting.
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don't buy Starbucks gift cards this holiday season!
The Turing test does not mean what this guy thinks it means. I think it's sad how few people understand the meaning behind that thought experiment. Turing was a visionary and he would absolutely despise the way AI is being used today.
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Turing test does not mean what this guy thinks it means. I think it's sad how few people understand the meaning behind that thought experiment. Turing was a visionary and he would absolutely despise the way AI is being used today.
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
Ah yes, America and England defeated the Nazis all on their own. I have no idea who that third guy is on the right, probably paparazzi or something
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ah yes, America and England defeated the Nazis all on their own. I have no idea who that third guy is on the right, probably paparazzi or something
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.