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Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
February 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
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I’m more of a North Face guy but this seems a bit extreme
January 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m more of a North Face guy but this seems a bit extreme
There are two types of sick adults - one who refuses any help or comforting and one who wants all the help and comfort - and they marry each other.
All I wanted this weekend as I handle the plague is to be taken care of and my husband did not comply.
All I wanted this weekend as I handle the plague is to be taken care of and my husband did not comply.
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
There are two types of sick adults - one who refuses any help or comforting and one who wants all the help and comfort - and they marry each other.
All I wanted this weekend as I handle the plague is to be taken care of and my husband did not comply.
All I wanted this weekend as I handle the plague is to be taken care of and my husband did not comply.
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Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.
December 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.
This weekend we played the game “is it lice or just dry scalp”
We’re 75% sure it’s dry scalp.
We’re 75% sure it’s dry scalp.
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
This weekend we played the game “is it lice or just dry scalp”
We’re 75% sure it’s dry scalp.
We’re 75% sure it’s dry scalp.
New icks recently unlocked:
- hearing grown-ass men dragging their snow boots and swishing their snow pants
- my husband eating cereal
- hearing grown-ass men dragging their snow boots and swishing their snow pants
- my husband eating cereal
December 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
New icks recently unlocked:
- hearing grown-ass men dragging their snow boots and swishing their snow pants
- my husband eating cereal
- hearing grown-ass men dragging their snow boots and swishing their snow pants
- my husband eating cereal
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I cannot stress enough how annoying the parental features on Microsoft and Xbox are. My kids just wanna yell at strangers on Fortnite, why I gotta dipsydoodle my way around to unlock that
December 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I cannot stress enough how annoying the parental features on Microsoft and Xbox are. My kids just wanna yell at strangers on Fortnite, why I gotta dipsydoodle my way around to unlock that
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PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
For those with a uterus, here’s a life pro tip this Christmas season:
On the first day of your period, don’t go to Costco and the mall in the same day. Did I get grumpy about the crowds? Sure. That’s normal. But crying because I couldn’t back out of the parking stall def is not.
On the first day of your period, don’t go to Costco and the mall in the same day. Did I get grumpy about the crowds? Sure. That’s normal. But crying because I couldn’t back out of the parking stall def is not.
December 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
For those with a uterus, here’s a life pro tip this Christmas season:
On the first day of your period, don’t go to Costco and the mall in the same day. Did I get grumpy about the crowds? Sure. That’s normal. But crying because I couldn’t back out of the parking stall def is not.
On the first day of your period, don’t go to Costco and the mall in the same day. Did I get grumpy about the crowds? Sure. That’s normal. But crying because I couldn’t back out of the parking stall def is not.
This, and the ones who don’t put their carts in the corral correctly.
If you leave the freezer/fridge doors open at the grocery store, you don’t deserve to shop with the rest of us
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 AM
This, and the ones who don’t put their carts in the corral correctly.
Being an adult means not showing the hurt when your kids get advent calendars from your mom but you don’t.
December 2, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Being an adult means not showing the hurt when your kids get advent calendars from your mom but you don’t.
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no no no youre usint this site all wrong !! youre supposed to post something like "daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms" and then a handful of 40 year old trans women with unhealthy relationships to marijuana will reply "mood" and then you dm slide them
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
no no no youre usint this site all wrong !! youre supposed to post something like "daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms" and then a handful of 40 year old trans women with unhealthy relationships to marijuana will reply "mood" and then you dm slide them
THE CLAWS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Me, watching my cat zoomie her way into the Christmas tree and bat at the ornaments from the inside.
Me, watching my cat zoomie her way into the Christmas tree and bat at the ornaments from the inside.
November 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
THE CLAWS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Me, watching my cat zoomie her way into the Christmas tree and bat at the ornaments from the inside.
Me, watching my cat zoomie her way into the Christmas tree and bat at the ornaments from the inside.
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honestly not worried about any Political Discussions at thanksgiving this year because, like, okay you right-wing morons, you won. You got everything you wanted. Enjoy your fucking around and subsequent finding out
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM
honestly not worried about any Political Discussions at thanksgiving this year because, like, okay you right-wing morons, you won. You got everything you wanted. Enjoy your fucking around and subsequent finding out
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My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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I want a Muppet Godfather movie. Make America Weird Again
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I want a Muppet Godfather movie. Make America Weird Again
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a discount of 15% off is not a Black Friday sale <bangs gavel>
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
a discount of 15% off is not a Black Friday sale <bangs gavel>
Judy Hops has really changed
November 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Judy Hops has really changed
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“My wife and I saw you across the room and we really like your vibe”
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
“My wife and I saw you across the room and we really like your vibe”
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Police in Japan installed cameras after nearly two dozen children's shoes went missing from a kindergarten.
It's believed that the weasel is taking them back to its nest to keep warm.
Too cute.
It's believed that the weasel is taking them back to its nest to keep warm.
Too cute.
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Police in Japan installed cameras after nearly two dozen children's shoes went missing from a kindergarten.
It's believed that the weasel is taking them back to its nest to keep warm.
Too cute.
It's believed that the weasel is taking them back to its nest to keep warm.
Too cute.
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Me: This is a pretty big donut, maybe I'll just eat half of it
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Me: This is a pretty big donut, maybe I'll just eat half of it
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean