Beth Bush
@beffmosdeff.bsky.social
Winsome and losesome or whatever those eels were called
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Winsome and losesome or whatever those eels were called
It’s so important to me to drop my phone once a day
July 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s so important to me to drop my phone once a day
Reposted by Beth Bush
Katy Perry is the human embodiment of m*le author writing a female lead roll
April 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Katy Perry is the human embodiment of m*le author writing a female lead roll
I live to get earring compliments in the Starbucks drive thru
May 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I live to get earring compliments in the Starbucks drive thru
Reposted by Beth Bush
Second-hand embarrassment watching people swerve through traffic
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Second-hand embarrassment watching people swerve through traffic
This song on repeat for me is like I’m hitting a morphine button like it’s one of the buzzers on Jeopardy and I’m a contestant and I know the fuck out of the answer. Hit hit hit
April 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This song on repeat for me is like I’m hitting a morphine button like it’s one of the buzzers on Jeopardy and I’m a contestant and I know the fuck out of the answer. Hit hit hit
At the end of the day, I need at least 17 top racks in my dishwasher to accommodate all the top rack only primadonnas in this house
March 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
At the end of the day, I need at least 17 top racks in my dishwasher to accommodate all the top rack only primadonnas in this house
I think I don’t want to see anymore sour doughs getting squeezed. That feels like enough
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think I don’t want to see anymore sour doughs getting squeezed. That feels like enough
Me when daylight is saved: phone is at 10% battery and every pair of wireless headphones I own (3) is at 6% or lower
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me when daylight is saved: phone is at 10% battery and every pair of wireless headphones I own (3) is at 6% or lower
Farbeit isn’t a word but albeit is. Ok, sure, whatever I guess
March 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Farbeit isn’t a word but albeit is. Ok, sure, whatever I guess
This game where I grab a bunch of things in the house that are not where they’re supposed to be and I can’t put anything down unless it’s in the place it goes
March 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This game where I grab a bunch of things in the house that are not where they’re supposed to be and I can’t put anything down unless it’s in the place it goes
If I can just say, I like Joann more than I like Michael and I’m SAD
February 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If I can just say, I like Joann more than I like Michael and I’m SAD
Don’t try to post on bluesky when you’re having your 10am deviled egg, I’ll tell ya that much. Devil all over the damn phone
February 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Don’t try to post on bluesky when you’re having your 10am deviled egg, I’ll tell ya that much. Devil all over the damn phone
I’ve been a person long enough. I’d like to move positions. I want a new specialty. Like is there anything open in the llama department? I feel like I could do good work there
February 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’ve been a person long enough. I’d like to move positions. I want a new specialty. Like is there anything open in the llama department? I feel like I could do good work there
Eating shredded cheese feels like raccoon behavior
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Eating shredded cheese feels like raccoon behavior
Siri won’t say pussy
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Siri won’t say pussy
Oh shit. Happy Groundhog’s Day. Sorry, I almost forgot
February 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Oh shit. Happy Groundhog’s Day. Sorry, I almost forgot
Everyone is just people
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everyone is just people
Doing a Criminal Minds rewatch. It’s like bad guys getting caught porn
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Doing a Criminal Minds rewatch. It’s like bad guys getting caught porn
It should be illegal to be on an elevator with people you don’t know. Can we ban that next?
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It should be illegal to be on an elevator with people you don’t know. Can we ban that next?
Siri understood me when I burped while saying “thank you” and honestly nothing has felt more intimate
January 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Siri understood me when I burped while saying “thank you” and honestly nothing has felt more intimate
Hey google is it possible that there’s spiders in the attic I’m about to go into?
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey google is it possible that there’s spiders in the attic I’m about to go into?
See. This is why I’m not a plant person. Plant people gettin taken out by a string of pearls. I have 1 million other anxieties. Not about to bring more living breathing ones near the house
January 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
See. This is why I’m not a plant person. Plant people gettin taken out by a string of pearls. I have 1 million other anxieties. Not about to bring more living breathing ones near the house
Elf fact: they’re cold blooded
December 27, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Elf fact: they’re cold blooded
If this plane goes down, remember as one who, above all else, loved crying at a lip sync for your life
December 27, 2024 at 1:28 AM
If this plane goes down, remember as one who, above all else, loved crying at a lip sync for your life