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Kitten Krusader
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Paralegal by day, krusading for kittens by night.
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2025: We’re breaking the 300lb PR.
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Do yall have a filth schedule? Like if you into somebody... Is it ever too early to hit them with a filthy message?
September 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I dream of the day I’ll go on my last first date…

I may not know it when it happens… but boy am I ready for it to happen!
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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In my experience, being truly seen and understood by another person creates a high that’s hard to forget. You’ll chase that feeling in every subsequent connection, even when you know better bc it’s rare that that feeling can be replicated.
August 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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It’s starting.

I’ve moved from being annoyed w/ students who always need “an example to review” to execute something to being annoyed with faculty colleagues.

Some shit you just need to learn by doing instead of copying someone else’s fucking swag.

Read & interpret the directions & go. 😒
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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You’ve been given free access to this article from The Economist as a gift. You can open the link five times within seven days. After that it will expire.

MAGA’s disenchantment with Israel
economist.com/united-state...
MAGA’s disenchantment with Israel
Democrats have long been split over the Jewish state. Cracks are appearing among Republicans, too
economist.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Get togethers >>>>> the club
August 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I NEED to tell you the story of Tae Heung “William” Kim.

He's a graduate student at Texas A&M where he's working on a vaccine for Lyme disease.

He's a *legal permanent resident* of the United States.

And he's been in ICE detention for 12 days & counting, transferred Tuesday to South Texas.
July 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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On our first date I parallel parked in one motion and he got hard.

Ask about me.
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Every day of the Trump administration makes it clearer and clearer how Nazi Germany happened right before the world’s eyes.

Far too many “moderates” going along to get along.
July 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Just to add to this, its also the fact that these same people aren't actively watching other films that are out
Marvel/Superhero movie burnout is not valid criticism. If you are tired of superhero movies, stop going to see them expecting them to change your opinion on the subject, then complaining online about how "bad" it is when it doesn't connect with you. That's not how burnout works.
July 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Before you leave this earth I hope you get to experience a love that doesn’t play about you. Even if it’s only once 💫
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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A nation of morons.
I can’t understand why so many Americans don’t see where this is heading
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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This push to make every price dynamic is maddening
“By the end of the year, Delta plans for 20% of its ticket prices to be individually determined using AI, president Glen Hauenstein told investors last week.”

“Over time, the goal is to do away with static pricing altogether…”
Delta moves toward eliminating set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket
The airline touted a partnership with an AI-enabled revenue system as a step on the road to fully personalized ticket pricing, part of its goal to raise profit margins long-term.
fortune.com
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I have someone in mind and I think you would approve.
Y’all be sure to punch somebody before the year is over if you haven’t already
July 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I really don’t be on here that much but y’all lowkey more freaky on here than the bird app. Gaaaat dayum!
July 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Grey pussy hair just mean you show proper respect as if you were speaking to Gandalf the White
July 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
July 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Dudes watching Reacher
I love this pic I took of my girl this morning. The timing was perfect.
February 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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They gotta say they fuck with short niggas out loud and imma see what I can do
June 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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You may be old, but are you this old?
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM