🪩 Kiri 🪩
@kirio.bsky.social
Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
Just demolished a dresser using nothing but a mailbox key and brute strength
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just demolished a dresser using nothing but a mailbox key and brute strength
Go birds
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Go birds
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This article is great and Kiri got everything right about the WPBL draft production, but the best part for me is her brutal (and accurate) description of the ✨Manfred Jumpscare✨ they put up front. Vibes killer, that one!
Justice for Kim Ng, Buy a FanGraphs Membership, etc. 🫡
Justice for Kim Ng, Buy a FanGraphs Membership, etc. 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This article is great and Kiri got everything right about the WPBL draft production, but the best part for me is her brutal (and accurate) description of the ✨Manfred Jumpscare✨ they put up front. Vibes killer, that one!
Justice for Kim Ng, Buy a FanGraphs Membership, etc. 🫡
Justice for Kim Ng, Buy a FanGraphs Membership, etc. 🫡
I wrote up the latest happenings with the WPBL and recapped last night's inaugural draft!
The WPBL Has Teams and Players Now
And though the players are clearly the real deal, it remains to be seen whether the league will be.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I wrote up the latest happenings with the WPBL and recapped last night's inaugural draft!
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I'm firmly of the belief that you can't have too many books, but every time I move, I do briefly waver in that belief.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm firmly of the belief that you can't have too many books, but every time I move, I do briefly waver in that belief.
It's like she's trying to be a modern Gertrude Stein without realizing that Gertrude Stein actually had a reason for writing like that. It wasn't just an arbitrary style choice.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's like she's trying to be a modern Gertrude Stein without realizing that Gertrude Stein actually had a reason for writing like that. It wasn't just an arbitrary style choice.
Eagles defense gonna post a double-double in deflected passes and fourth down stops
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Eagles defense gonna post a double-double in deflected passes and fourth down stops
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big fella’s got some moves
November 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
big fella’s got some moves
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The Limu Emu ran into a piano wire strung across two trees at 30 mph and was decapitated cleanly and instantly. Witnesses described the wound as resembling a “sliced deli log of mortadella.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Limu Emu ran into a piano wire strung across two trees at 30 mph and was decapitated cleanly and instantly. Witnesses described the wound as resembling a “sliced deli log of mortadella.”
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never forget when Shania Twain did the Grey Cup halftime show and was transported to the stage by a pack of sled dogs
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
never forget when Shania Twain did the Grey Cup halftime show and was transported to the stage by a pack of sled dogs
Important educational content
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Important educational content
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ TRANSPHOBES DON’T KNOW BALL
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🗣️🗣️🗣️ TRANSPHOBES DON’T KNOW BALL
Good news, between the weather and the music scene, Seattle is a great place to experience angst. The business leaders will be just fine.
Seattle’s new progressive mayor has business leaders on alert. We look at what they’re watching as Wilson prepares for her new role. And statewide, the Attorney General is weighing a major shift to public-records rules. Here’s what you need to know. #waleg #seattle
Business angst about a progressive Seattle mayor
Keeping the people's records public, a child care bump and a bad look for a lawmaker.
washingtonobserver.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good news, between the weather and the music scene, Seattle is a great place to experience angst. The business leaders will be just fine.
Seattle Storm design some merch that isn't horrendous challenge.
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Seattle Storm design some merch that isn't horrendous challenge.
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
I've been kicked out of churches and parks so I'm sure I could get myself kicked out of a bar without too much effort.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've been kicked out of churches and parks so I'm sure I could get myself kicked out of a bar without too much effort.
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there was an entire fandom devoted to counting down the days until the olsen twins were “legal” and it started before they were teenagers
I want people to understand that in my youth, a youth that happened somewhere between the youth of Epstein, Trump, Maxwell, ex-Prince Andrew, et al & that of their victims, the term "jail bait" was framed as a compliment.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
there was an entire fandom devoted to counting down the days until the olsen twins were “legal” and it started before they were teenagers
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Boomers making six seven jokes in work meetings means we're almost done with that one right?
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Boomers making six seven jokes in work meetings means we're almost done with that one right?
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year