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🪩 Kiri 🪩
@kirio.bsky.social
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Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
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Just demolished a dresser using nothing but a mailbox key and brute strength
The remnants of a dresser strewn about on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Important educational content
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Seattle Storm design some merch that isn't horrendous challenge.

Difficulty: impossible, apparently
array of new merch from the Seattle Storm all of which screams "graphic design is my passion"
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
Chicken strips, fries, chocolate strawberry milkshake, pickles, sauce
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I just listen to this album as needed
Everything All the Time is the debut album of indie rock band Band of Horses and was released on March 21, 2006, on Sub Pop Records. It features new versions of five of the six songs from the band's Tour EP, some with different titles. The album is the only one to feature original band members Mat Brooke, Chris Early and Tim Meinig.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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n.b. that we're taking notes in style, regardless
My crossed legs with a protect trans kids u notebook and pen in my lap
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Lookit my large adult sons
Cookie sheet bursting with girthy cinnamon rolls
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Really didn't think I had it today, but sometimes there's enough sitting in reserve to coast on through
Mirror selfie of a woman with straight black hair wearing a black fake leather jacket, olive green dress, black leggings and slouchy boots
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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RIP spooky szn
Red skeleton with its hands in the air Upright red skeleton in the foreground with two red skeletons hanging upside down in the background Lawn with the mast of a ship, several tentacles and a skeleton position to look as though they're partially submerged underground The front of a house decorated with skeletons to depict a pirate scene
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Hi hello good morning
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Blake Snell after everyone spent a week praising him for being watchable now
Bugs Bunny, head bowed, with text that reads, "Lord forgive me but it's time to go back to tha old me"
October 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Dr. Teeth, Fozzie, Kermit, Gonzo, the Swedish Chef, Rwolf, and some other Muppets whose names I don't remember looking down from the roof of The Mallory Gallery where a jewelry heist is about to go down.
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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One of the Hot Dogs From Heaven (or Glizzies for Glory as they were calling them tonight) met an unfortunate end.
A hot dog attached to a parachute drapped over a camera wire along the left field line at T-Mobile Park
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Hilarious to me that they're making Cal do a televised runway walk on his way out to the bullpen before every game now.
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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don't worry, I persisted and found the actual dogs and they are cute.

www.instagram.com/p/CmU-PnSPLd...
IG post of Blake Snell, his partner, and their three dogs in front of a Christmas tree
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Tried to google for pics of his dogs but this reddit thread is the first thing that pops up.

www.reddit.com/r/Padres/com...
a photo of a little beige dog above a photo of Blake Snell. aka two copies of the same photo.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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They're always after me Lucky Charms!
Sal Frelick ostensibly preparing to throw the baseball in from the outfield after making a catch, but looking like some meddling kids are trying to steal his sugary cereal
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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man from the clickhole article: "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The Mariners announced some new food items for the ALCS and all I have to say is Huckle-Nutting is what happens across the PNW whenever Cal Raleigh hits a home run.
Huckle-Nut Cannoli – Crispy rosemary-scented ricotta cannoli shells filled with huckleberry sweet cream, finished with toasted hazelnuts and drizzled in smoked huckleberry caramel. A Northwest twist on an Italian classic. Location: Coffee Stands two cannoli on a serving board, drizzled with a deep purple sauce
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The children's clothing section at Target has done it again.
Mirror selfie of a woman wearing skeleton joggers purchased in the Boys section at Target
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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October is my favorite month for running outside.
Skeleton repeling down the side of a house Two skeletons chained to trees on one side of the sidewalk, witch looming over a fence on the other side Skeletons posed in a cafe scene in a front yard. Sign reads, "Peggy Sue's BONEYARD CAFE" Giant skeleton waving from among the shrubbery in a front yard
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Here's my recap of Mariners/Tigers Game 5. Somehow this is the image that is sticking with me the most.

blogs.fangraphs.com/mariners-fin...
The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Stumbled across a photo from the blonde hair archives
selfie of me with blonde hair and checkered sunglasses, holding a churro in my mouth like a cigar
September 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Trash day has gotten spicy round these parts
Four paint trays on the ground near some trash cans. One has "F word!" written on it. Also the shadow of my legs as I took the photo.
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I haven't tried this on those blankets specifically, but I've gotten good results on white bedding that I couldn't bleach because of a colored pattern
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM