kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
turnip shepherd & bad person
I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
November 6, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
Unfortunately, can’t tip my hand on any reporting I got going but… 😬
I do not want to jinx anything but imagine how viciously Trump is going to turn on Musk if he loses
November 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
Brings me no joy to report Elon Musk is gaming right now in this X Spaces discussing the election x.com/i/spaces/1Ow....
You can hear him tapping and clicking his keyboard. Someone said with a laugh, "Elon, you gaming it up?" He responded, "Yeah, just some background activity."
You can hear him tapping and clicking his keyboard. Someone said with a laugh, "Elon, you gaming it up?" He responded, "Yeah, just some background activity."
November 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
move closer to the world my friend
if the rightful capital of this nation (philadelphia, pennsylvania) lets us all clock out early tonight i will [redacted]
November 5, 2024 at 10:36 PM
move closer to the world my friend
and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
November 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
November 5, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
listen i would rather be shot at some more
Elon Musk plans to spend election night with Donald Trump, giving the former president direct access to the person controlling X, a key information platform, on what could be a chaotic evening.
Musk to Spend Election Night With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Elon Musk has spent $119 million on a super PAC supporting Donald Trump and held events on his behalf. But his ownership of X is especially valuable.
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM
listen i would rather be shot at some more
if you filmed this for a football movie people would get up and walk out of the theater groaning
A certified sicko
November 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
if you filmed this for a football movie people would get up and walk out of the theater groaning
hello I am watching saquon barkley spring ass backwards over a grown man for the nine hundredth time and just as an aside how great is it that he was in the exquisite kelly greens for this generational highlight
November 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
hello I am watching saquon barkley spring ass backwards over a grown man for the nine hundredth time and just as an aside how great is it that he was in the exquisite kelly greens for this generational highlight
not trying to start fights and I certainly understand the anxiety but can anyone name one tangible thing trump did to actually address any one of his known electoral problems among many key blocs or is this all paperback writer well-what-if-he-did-secret-magic-or-something nerves
November 5, 2024 at 4:04 AM
not trying to start fights and I certainly understand the anxiety but can anyone name one tangible thing trump did to actually address any one of his known electoral problems among many key blocs or is this all paperback writer well-what-if-he-did-secret-magic-or-something nerves
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Outside of India I cannot think of a worse place to try this than Philadelphia. It's the only US city I've seen with legit Delhi vibes- if you give someone an excuse to fight you they are legit excited like it's their birthday
Proud Boys claim they'll be at polling places as Trump ups violent rhetoric and election fraud claims
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Proud Boys claim they'll be at polling places as Trump ups violent rhetoric and election fraud claims
Though several Proud Boys leaders remain in prison on Jan. 6 charges, the far-right militia group remains active, with some chapters saying they'll watch the polls Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Outside of India I cannot think of a worse place to try this than Philadelphia. It's the only US city I've seen with legit Delhi vibes- if you give someone an excuse to fight you they are legit excited like it's their birthday
just give me whatever makes sense
Kamala Harris orders sweet plantains, yellow rice, cassava, and pork at Old San Juan Cafe in Reading, PA, on a visit this evening with AOC and Josh Shapiro (via Akayla Gardner, Bloomberg)
November 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM
just give me whatever makes sense
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok then
November 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok then
fellas, the women are Up to Something
“We’re the party panicking about so many women voting” is a look, I’ll say that much.
November 4, 2024 at 9:28 PM
fellas, the women are Up to Something
the social impact of channel 12 defies measurement
Here's Philly rap legend Freeway canvassing with LeVar Burton singing the Reading Rainbow theme. You can see how much it touched Burton.
National media loves to hate Philly because of the Eagles fans from the Northeast, but fuck all that noise Philly is the best.
National media loves to hate Philly because of the Eagles fans from the Northeast, but fuck all that noise Philly is the best.
November 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
the social impact of channel 12 defies measurement
not married to this theory but am engaged to it: tucker saying shit like “nobody knows when we discovered nuclear fusion” is what you say privately when you’re like 19 around friends while high or drunk & if you never had that experience it feels profound but now you’re a grownup so it’s just insane
November 4, 2024 at 8:12 PM
not married to this theory but am engaged to it: tucker saying shit like “nobody knows when we discovered nuclear fusion” is what you say privately when you’re like 19 around friends while high or drunk & if you never had that experience it feels profound but now you’re a grownup so it’s just insane
I have decided to fact check indiana jones endorsing harris, checkmate libs
November 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I have decided to fact check indiana jones endorsing harris, checkmate libs
on kelce spiking that nerd’s phone yesterday. I think the nerd is very lucky that’s all he got out of it, because I’d have supported kelce if he’d cleaned his clock. I’m glad he didn’t but I’d have said “fair enough”. that aside, kelce is wayyyy too overexposed to not have security & handlers now
November 4, 2024 at 1:03 AM
on kelce spiking that nerd’s phone yesterday. I think the nerd is very lucky that’s all he got out of it, because I’d have supported kelce if he’d cleaned his clock. I’m glad he didn’t but I’d have said “fair enough”. that aside, kelce is wayyyy too overexposed to not have security & handlers now
if the eagles blow this you have to fire him. you have to. the guy took at least six points off the board with his lobster brain
November 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
if the eagles blow this you have to fire him. you have to. the guy took at least six points off the board with his lobster brain
nick sirianni coaching his way out of a 22 point lead against the coach who got fired to give him the job and who is about to be fired in his current job is really some unspeakable new level of incompetence
November 3, 2024 at 11:37 PM
nick sirianni coaching his way out of a 22 point lead against the coach who got fired to give him the job and who is about to be fired in his current job is really some unspeakable new level of incompetence
there is video of dak prescott saying “we fucking suck” on the sideline of today’s loss and I love that so much for jerry jones
November 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
there is video of dak prescott saying “we fucking suck” on the sideline of today’s loss and I love that so much for jerry jones
I do not know how I’ve been watching this guy with my jaw on the floor for nearly ten years and he still has entirely new levels of what the hell am I seeing left
Saquon Barkley did a reverse hurdle and jumped over a guy backwards 😳
November 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I do not know how I’ve been watching this guy with my jaw on the floor for nearly ten years and he still has entirely new levels of what the hell am I seeing left
saquon barkley is not a real human
November 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
saquon barkley is not a real human