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Kristen Hanley Cardozo
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Last name is two words, one name: Hanley Cardozo. I teach writing and literature and study Victorian brutes. My views do not represent those of my employer. Website: khandozo.com
This movie is so much better than it has any right to be
This Christmas, join Dumpster Raccoon as it celebrates the reason for the season: the return of the COMET that killed the dinosaurs and has turned all the adults into ZOMBIES, leaving the VALLEY GIRLS to inherit the earth!

AT LAST....we present NIGHT OF THE COMET!!!! revuecinema.ca/films/night-...
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Immigration is always about destroying Native sovereignty

It’s about rejecting the need for public transparency around who belongs on taken land by enslaved hands
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My toddler son was sobbing in public and would not calm down. I'd taken him out of the library (my older son was still inside) and was walking back and forth rocking him. I was on the verge of tears when a woman walked up to me, briefly gripped my arm, and said "You're a good mom. A. good. mom."
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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what's his job? is he teaching a 5/5 load of comp classes across 3 institutions all of which are cutting positions next semester? is he a traveling nurse trying to give vaccinations? wait, is he a cancer researcher whose funding was cut? oh I know he probably works at a food bank
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
You just died. The sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.

*sighing* Conundrum
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Last month, the Tule River Indian Tribe purchased 17,000 acres of their ancestral lands where they are reintroducing tule elk. The purchase was partly funded by California’s Tribal Nature-Based Solutions Grant, which funds tribal land return projects. www.latimes.com/california/s....
Elk are again roaming on lands that California has returned to the Tule River Indian Tribe
Tribal leaders and Gov. Gavin Newsom gathered Wednesday to mark the return of 17,000 acres of ancestral land to the Tule River Indian tribe.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I really like how all the financial advice lately is simultaneously "you're about to be broke as hell so maybe you should make your holiday gifts" and "you stupid assholes are ruining the economy by not buying things you don't need"
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This book is so good and you should definitely read it in whatever form you most like!
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I was reading yet another of the claims that we're really close to AGI and it will be as smart or smarter than PhDs or Nobel Prize winners or whatever, and leaving aside the question of whether this is true or possible (no), there's no way they want this. They don't listen to existing experts.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In with woke rage imo
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of my best days on Twitter was when I said I like men wearing flowers and a bunch of men sent me pictures of them in flowers and none of them hit on me. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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That shirt, tho.
He got sued for sharing public YouTube videos; nightmare ended in settlement
Librarian vows to stop invasive ed tech after ending lawsuit with Proctorio.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.

Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.

This is great news. 📚
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It is. Conundrum.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pope rave made me laugh so hard I almost died
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Father Frost, imo.
Which MST3K movie was actually the best *movie*? Which one has the most non-ironic fans and defenders.

Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Guy who isn’t a scientist is “challenging scientific orthodoxy” by telling scientists he doesn’t believe them, nanny nanny boo boo
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I understand why small artists are doing this, but I hate that even things like knitting patterns and craft tutorials are now on subscription models.
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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WE JUST KEEP WINNING. (UC President's Postdoctoral Fellowship Program RESTORED!!!!)
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"child care and other goodies"
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
As a dainty womanlady, my feminine energy is constantly on the wane thanks to my busy schedule of twirling and tittering. I need an energy drink that really gets me. And that’s why I drink FLRT, the only energy drink that reminds me with every sip that I’m a silly little gal.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Families are still struggling to survive. Please help Reem's family to eat and rebuild!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM