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Piano Man
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Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Knows ball and wheel. Mega woke radical leftist. Read the pinned.
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if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
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Two victims of previous school shootings — Mia Tretta, who was shot in the stomach in 2019 at Saugus High School, and Zoe Weissman, who survived the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School — are now at Brown. Gun violence is out of control in this country.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
He issued a correction, proving why he needs to stfu and let the cops do their jobs.

It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Unfortunately, this video has been confirmed to be AI. here's a link to real footage of a crow doing this!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hn0O...
Crow Uses Plastic Lid to Sled Down Roof Over and Over Again
YouTube video by Viralno
m.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why is the Bill Clinton kid- you know what given how fucked up everything has become this isn't all that weird anymore. Still funny and stupid tho lol
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Indiana? The basketball school? They're good at football?
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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OK, gotta admit, I did not expect that INDIANA would be the Big Ten school to break the conference's Heisman drought. Good for Fernando.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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i covered one Cal football game last year and Fernando Mendoza threw and caught a TD on the same play and I thought that was fun
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Adding -ism to every person or website that thinks I'm a big ol dummy and calling it a structural problem with America.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Wake Up Dead Man shows something I don't really see a lot in film: a piece of art about Christianity from the perspective of a nonbeliever who is very familiar with Christianity, who dislikes organized Christianity but wants to believe in the greater concept of empathy it’s supposed to embody
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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real thing that happened with the throuple this week that i still laugh at
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Jake Sells a Car
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Tried drawing her a little different this time ✨

#sonicthehedgehog #amyrose
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM