Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Knows ball and wheel. Mega woke radical leftist. Read the pinned.
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Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
· Oct 21
if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
Why is the Bill Clinton kid- you know what given how fucked up everything has become this isn't all that weird anymore. Still funny and stupid tho lol
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why is the Bill Clinton kid- you know what given how fucked up everything has become this isn't all that weird anymore. Still funny and stupid tho lol
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
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Indiana? The basketball school? They're good at football?
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indiana? The basketball school? They're good at football?
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OK, gotta admit, I did not expect that INDIANA would be the Big Ten school to break the conference's Heisman drought. Good for Fernando.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OK, gotta admit, I did not expect that INDIANA would be the Big Ten school to break the conference's Heisman drought. Good for Fernando.
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i covered one Cal football game last year and Fernando Mendoza threw and caught a TD on the same play and I thought that was fun
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i covered one Cal football game last year and Fernando Mendoza threw and caught a TD on the same play and I thought that was fun
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Adding -ism to every person or website that thinks I'm a big ol dummy and calling it a structural problem with America.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Adding -ism to every person or website that thinks I'm a big ol dummy and calling it a structural problem with America.
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Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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Wake Up Dead Man shows something I don't really see a lot in film: a piece of art about Christianity from the perspective of a nonbeliever who is very familiar with Christianity, who dislikes organized Christianity but wants to believe in the greater concept of empathy it’s supposed to embody
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wake Up Dead Man shows something I don't really see a lot in film: a piece of art about Christianity from the perspective of a nonbeliever who is very familiar with Christianity, who dislikes organized Christianity but wants to believe in the greater concept of empathy it’s supposed to embody
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real thing that happened with the throuple this week that i still laugh at
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
real thing that happened with the throuple this week that i still laugh at
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December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
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If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
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two 7 minute touchdown drives to start the army-navy game, absolutely disgusting display of offensive firepower
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
two 7 minute touchdown drives to start the army-navy game, absolutely disgusting display of offensive firepower
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QUADRUPLE OVERTIME IN THE CELEBRATION BOWL
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
QUADRUPLE OVERTIME IN THE CELEBRATION BOWL
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FERRIS STATE TO THE D2 CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!! THEY WIN 49-17!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
FERRIS STATE TO THE D2 CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!! THEY WIN 49-17!!