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Piano Man
@keyboardwriter.bsky.social
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Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Leftist. Read the pinned.
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social · Oct 21
if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social · 16m
The unfilled gap between Opalite and Elizabeth Taylor, which really should be easy to fill if the charts were remotely strong <<<<
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social · 21m
It's pronounced "Uh-cyu-luh"
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.bsky.social · 1h
hey not to be freaking out
but is youtube training an LLM with my own comments for these garbage "made with AI" suggested responses? because it threw this at me as a suggestion and it has clearly lifted the "ahhhh" from responses I've posted in the past. Not feeling funky fresh about this.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 28m
shocked I haven't seen this going around given recent events
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 7h
DUDE 10 BATTLES IN A ROW WITHOUT HEALING, PERMANENT STATUS CONDITIONS, AND A MEGA FIGHT AT THE END, THIS RESTAURANT SHIT IS SERIOUS
ultimashadow.bsky.social Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 17h
Time for more french jumpscares
www.twitch.tv/ultimashadow
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 7h
maybe without that pick, Miami keeps dootin' down the field, has time for a couple of throws to the end zone, and kicks a 30ish yard field goal to go to overtime. and maybe they win there.

but boy is it bizarre to get the ball last with 4 minutes, all three timeouts, and seemingly play for the FG
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 8h
Fascinated with this Google Phone commercial whose premise is "iPhones are like ice cream," which I guess they think we hate

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnWy...
Google Pixel 10 Launch | Vanilla
YouTube video by Made by Google
www.youtube.com
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h
doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙
douglasemhoff.bsky.social Doug Emhoff @douglasemhoff.bsky.social · 1d
No Kings Santa Monica
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13h
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h
BUMP
rodger.bsky.social Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Nov 14
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20h
The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.
crypto bro pretending he's rich and that a woman can tolerate him for likes on the X platform formerly known as Twitter
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d
The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d
Portland ICE facility now.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 14h
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 12h
Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...
Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike
It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.
www.huffpost.com
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 11h
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h
Something I'm not enjoying is the president constantly looking into the camera and saying "I am breaking the law" only for the Supreme Court to go "We conclude the president isn't breaking the law"
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 1d
It's incredible just how on the ball trans people were about those US think tanks influencing British politics, going to great length to detail all these links and connections, only for it to fall on deaf ears because of how aggressively trans people were frozen out and disenfranchised.
shaunvids.bsky.social shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 1d
bittersweet seeing parts of the lethargic british press sluggishly get around to wondering if US far-right religious think tanks are working to influence british politics. they are, yes! it is not secret! do your jobs better!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 9h
i think perhaps we can do better than a dying senile war criminal (liberal) and a dying senile war criminal (fascist)
reneethelibrarian.bsky.social Renée @reneethelibrarian.bsky.social · 9h
Oh is Jake “regretting” writing that book on Biden’s mental fitness now that we have the in continent and drugged sh*tler as president
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 11h
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
Original photo from post showing a well dressed man with a blazer, hat and umbrella standing next to police. I have helpfully circled the man on the photo and drawn arrows pointing at him to help law enforcement
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social · 9h
WELLLLLL WELLLLLL WELLLLLLLLL

EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN WHO CALLED OUT THE BULLSHIT WAS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT
cityofangelle.bsky.social Angelle of Death @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 13h
"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

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Angelle of Death @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 13h
"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h
it’s very confusing to me at this point what the purpose of being a young republican even is, like unless you’re a social conservative or a billionaire you don’t really get anything out of it
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iamfixated @iamfixated.bsky.social · 12h
low energy vivian doodle - v -)
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 12h
The 33 points scored by the Broncos in the fourth quarter are tied for the most by any team in the last 15 years.
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