Kevin Rowe
@kevinrowe.bsky.social
Just some guy who plays bass for a living. Piano, too. Still looking for my second professional accordion engagement. Enjoyer of Thursdays. South Minneapolis.🧀 Go Pack Go 🧀
Today we prepare to set out for Thanksgiving II: The Thanksgivinging
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Today we prepare to set out for Thanksgiving II: The Thanksgivinging
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
The only reason you shouldn't have pumpkin pie for breakfast is if you ate it all last night
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The only reason you shouldn't have pumpkin pie for breakfast is if you ate it all last night
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Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
Tax people who don't look at the menu until the server comes then ask a bunch of questions
Tax people who wait till they are getting on the bus to get their swipe card out of their bag.
Tax dryrobe owners
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tax people who don't look at the menu until the server comes then ask a bunch of questions
And you thought YOUR family thanksgiving dinner conversation was going to be awkward
The mother of White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s 11-year-old nephew has been arrested for alleged civil immigration violations and is in a detention center fighting deportation to her native Brazil.
ICE detains woman with family ties to White House press secretary
Bruna Ferreira, a Brazilian immigrant who was once engaged to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s brother, was detained by ICE while driving to pick up their son from school.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And you thought YOUR family thanksgiving dinner conversation was going to be awkward
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Milwaukee, there’s a @kevinrowe.bsky.social sighting in your daily reader today.
Ryan Necci talks new Buffalo Gospel album, long distance songwriting, 2026 plans
We caught up with the Nashville (by way of Milwaukee) bandleader and professional songwriter before he takes the stage at Vivarium on December 6.
milwaukeerecord.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Milwaukee, there’s a @kevinrowe.bsky.social sighting in your daily reader today.
Minnesota in the fall means every kind of jacket you own will be worn within a 24 hour period
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Minnesota in the fall means every kind of jacket you own will be worn within a 24 hour period
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
I'm releasing new original music today. Extremely proud of this album and all who helped make it happen. Ryan is just an incredible songwriter with a voice to back it up, and I couldn't be happier with how these songs came to life.
Please check it out at buffalogospel.com
Please check it out at buffalogospel.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm releasing new original music today. Extremely proud of this album and all who helped make it happen. Ryan is just an incredible songwriter with a voice to back it up, and I couldn't be happier with how these songs came to life.
Please check it out at buffalogospel.com
Please check it out at buffalogospel.com
Today is the day. It's a cold morning. The squirrels are fat and slow. You could probably catch one with your bare hands. Today, you could do it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today is the day. It's a cold morning. The squirrels are fat and slow. You could probably catch one with your bare hands. Today, you could do it.
The wave has crested. The kids at the elementary school bingo night absolutely lost their mind when 67 got pulled. Once the elementary kids get on trend, we're on the downslope. By Christmas the boomers will catch on and it'll all be over.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The wave has crested. The kids at the elementary school bingo night absolutely lost their mind when 67 got pulled. Once the elementary kids get on trend, we're on the downslope. By Christmas the boomers will catch on and it'll all be over.
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
A man doesn't need to be perfect (at aiming into the toilet) but he does need to fix his mistakes (wipe it up, cowboy)
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A man doesn't need to be perfect (at aiming into the toilet) but he does need to fix his mistakes (wipe it up, cowboy)
All three kids are sick, the dishwasher is broken, and I've seen two Cybertrucks already today. The first part of the witch's prophecy has come true.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All three kids are sick, the dishwasher is broken, and I've seen two Cybertrucks already today. The first part of the witch's prophecy has come true.
I assume this kind of sprain is accompanied by hallucinations of rainbow colored tigers and glitter unicorns.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I assume this kind of sprain is accompanied by hallucinations of rainbow colored tigers and glitter unicorns.
Big time No Fear vibes from the chyron today
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Big time No Fear vibes from the chyron today
Ancient proverb: "may the leaves ever blow into your neighbor's yard"
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ancient proverb: "may the leaves ever blow into your neighbor's yard"
The capitalists thrive when things are calm. Don't confuse calm with peaceful.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The capitalists thrive when things are calm. Don't confuse calm with peaceful.
You might think bay leaves are a racket, and you're right. But not because of the flavor they may or may not impart.
At the regular grocery store, a .3 oz container is $5. At the local Mexican grocery store, a 2oz box is $2. Support your local Mexican grocery.
At the regular grocery store, a .3 oz container is $5. At the local Mexican grocery store, a 2oz box is $2. Support your local Mexican grocery.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You might think bay leaves are a racket, and you're right. But not because of the flavor they may or may not impart.
At the regular grocery store, a .3 oz container is $5. At the local Mexican grocery store, a 2oz box is $2. Support your local Mexican grocery.
At the regular grocery store, a .3 oz container is $5. At the local Mexican grocery store, a 2oz box is $2. Support your local Mexican grocery.
So... it turns out that Qanon was... right? There was a cabal of rich and powerful pedophiles trafficking children, and it was getting covered up by the main stream media.
They also proceeded to vote them into power but hey pobody's nerfect.
They also proceeded to vote them into power but hey pobody's nerfect.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So... it turns out that Qanon was... right? There was a cabal of rich and powerful pedophiles trafficking children, and it was getting covered up by the main stream media.
They also proceeded to vote them into power but hey pobody's nerfect.
They also proceeded to vote them into power but hey pobody's nerfect.
Why Is There Toothpaste On The Light Switch: A True Crime Story
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why Is There Toothpaste On The Light Switch: A True Crime Story
Much respect to the Cedar Inn. Sure, its divey (complimentary), and a good dive knows good community. Just saw an employee picking up trash not just in front of the bar, but from the entire intersection and in front of every shop. Nice work.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Much respect to the Cedar Inn. Sure, its divey (complimentary), and a good dive knows good community. Just saw an employee picking up trash not just in front of the bar, but from the entire intersection and in front of every shop. Nice work.