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Kevin Rowe
@kevinrowe.bsky.social
Just some guy who plays bass for a living. Piano, too. Still looking for my second professional accordion engagement. Enjoyer of Thursdays. South Minneapolis.🧀 Go Pack Go 🧀
Tax people who tax people
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Grandparents need a whole-ass Doctor to tell them "she's just not that into you, dawg"
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Big final destination vibes
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Practicing is for people who don't know the song. Got it in one? Done.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Would it help sell you on it if I said it's not Gospel music, it's just a bunch of sad bastard country music made by socially anxious introverts from the Midwest?
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Absolutely.

It's not jingle bells time quite yet, it's more like let it snow time. We're not watching muppets Christmas carol this weekend, we're easing in with Batman.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I dunno, if I were invited I'd go just to make sure he's dead. Fauci kinda looks like he's hiding a stake in that jacket on his lap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM