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hrm-kristin-i.gay
only the most well adjusted people do this
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d
It's Elmo's birthday
Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase • 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
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January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
joesonka.lpm.org Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 9d
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
god dammit
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9d
No no no no no no no no
Catherine O'Hara passed away
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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laurentheisen.bsky.social
Dan wrote this for the newsletter last summer, about taking his son to his first Phillies game.
I told my wife after Zack Wheeler retired the first 15 batters he faced: “If it continues like this, we’re not leaving until the game ends. I don’t care if Simon is screaming so loudly the fielders can hear him.” She’d bought tickets to the Phillies as a Father’s Day gift, and this was Simon’s first game. He is 19 months old. I did not expect to last the whole game! But if Wheeler continued to pitch perfectly, we were staying. I didn’t want to jinx it by saying the magic words, but I guess I did anyway: Austin Hays led off the sixth with a home run. But it was the only hit Wheeler would allow in his 12-strikeout, complete-game win. Also finishing a complete game? Me, Jan, and Simon. We made it through all nine innings. I was almost never able to do this as a kid. My parents say I was ready to leave after two innings of my first Phillies game. But to be fair to my younger self, the current Phillies’ park has quite a few more amenities than Veterans Stadium did. We left our seats in the third inning and did not return until the eighth. We walked around the park. We got hot dogs and pretzels. We lingered in the team store to enjoy the air conditioning. We walked into an auxiliary team store in a tent before learning it did not have air conditioning. Simon ran around the concourse area. Now that I think about it, I guess I could have done most of this at the Vet, too. Perhaps my son is just tougher than his old man. There was one truly special moment: The very first thing my son did at his very first Phillies game, before he even entered the stadium, was meet the Phillie Phanatic. Otherwise, it was a day out in the sun for my wife and me where we enjoyed the company of our kid while Wheeler mowed down Reds batters. There was nothing particularly notable about this trip to the park, except for the fact that I was doing it as a dad for the first time. Being there with my wife and son was a better treat than even a perfect game would’ve been. -Dan McQuade
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
This is such gutting news.
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
WTF is "routine" about this?
washingtonpost.com The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 11d
A routine deployment of U.S. ICE agents to Italy to help provide security for next month’s Winter Olympics has drawn backlash from local officials, including the mayor of Milan, a key host city.

“ICE’s image is terrible,” Milan Mayor Giuseppe Sala said. https://wapo.st/4roB8SS
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
It can get lower!
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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theonion.com
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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thetyrone.bsky.social
Live look at Vatican City
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
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January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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seamas.bsky.social
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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philipmichaels.bsky.social
Scott Adams appeared in an episode of "NewsRadio" in the 1990s, and I rewatched it a couple years back and thought, "Wow, imagine being the most problematic guy on screen when you're doing a scene with Andy Dick."
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26d
What a qualifier lmao
Breaking News Scott Adams, whose comic strip "Dilbert" was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast, has died at 68.
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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jamellebouie.net
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
skyspider.bsky.social Kelly Stuart @skyspider.bsky.social · Jan 7
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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theonion.com
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
scumbags. all of them.
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jan 7
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.

A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."

Bovino was there.

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Emily Heller lives near 33rd and Portland and said she woke up to a commotion outside her home. She said she saw a car blocking traffic on Portland Avenue that appeared to be part of a protest against federal law enforcement operations. Heller said she heard ICE agents telling the driver, a woman, to “get out of here.” “She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,” Heller said. Heller said it appeared the woman then accelerated and traveled about 100 feet before striking a utility pole and some other vehicles. She could be seen slumped over inside her car.
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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deephunk.bsky.social
Five years ago today. 🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
That’s about as good as you can feel after a Bears loss. My god.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
much better
the time magazine "architects of AI" cover, with bugs bunny trying to saw off the end of the steel girder
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
@guntoucher.bsky.social CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
kevinkovanich.bsky.social
Does this really need super in-depth reporting? It's because they're not white.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
bendobrown.bsky.social Benjamin Strick @bendobrown.bsky.social · Nov 23
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Nov 12
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM