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The blue sky is falling
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only the most well adjusted people do this
It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
god dammit
No no no no no no no no
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Dan wrote this for the newsletter last summer, about taking his son to his first Phillies game.
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
WTF is "routine" about this?
A routine deployment of U.S. ICE agents to Italy to help provide security for next month’s Winter Olympics has drawn backlash from local officials, including the mayor of Milan, a key host city.

“ICE’s image is terrible,” Milan Mayor Giuseppe Sala said. https://wapo.st/4roB8SS
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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It can get lower!
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Live look at Vatican City
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Scott Adams appeared in an episode of "NewsRadio" in the 1990s, and I rewatched it a couple years back and thought, "Wow, imagine being the most problematic guy on screen when you're doing a scene with Andy Dick."
What a qualifier lmao
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
scumbags. all of them.
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.

A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."

Bovino was there.

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Five years ago today. 🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
That’s about as good as you can feel after a Bears loss. My god.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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much better
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Does this really need super in-depth reporting? It's because they're not white.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM