Scamp Shrimpi
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Chicken strip looks like a chicken
I watched this movie this past weekend and I’m sitting here reading this post realizing… I can’t for the life of me remember who the killer is. I watched it like 48 hours ago lol. Dudsville
Figure I should note that we started watching Wake Up Dead Man, the latest Knives Out movie, and... the thing about unlikable suspects is that we have to have some reason to care what happens to them.

After we finally got Blanc on the screen, we still didn't. Turned it off to watch something else.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008.

Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Among those murdered in Sydney is Rabbi Eli Schlanger. 

Earlier this year, Rabbi Schlanger’s son Nossen became bar mitzvah, reading from a Torah that tied his family back generations, both to devastating loss and to Jewish resilience. www.australianjewishnews.com/an-incredibl...
An incredible story spanning generations
From Poland to Sydney, a bar mitzvah amidst rising antisemitism
www.australianjewishnews.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why watch the new Knives Out movie when you can just watch the Office episode where Michael says “suh, there has been a moider” and save yourself a full two hours
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Imagining a guy who thinks Pluribus is a analogy for the woke mind virus
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me in the Wegmans deli taunting the workers
Give it up, Sub-Subs!
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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he's hearing "where'd you go" by the mighty mighty bosstones for the first time
WWF SUPER WRESTLEMANIA
SCULPTURED SOFT/ACCLAIM 1992
SNES
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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just for the record, I would much prefer to live in a time where all it takes to support hundreds of good local jobs is to wake up every day and buy a newspaper for a nickel from a legally employed minor with a cool hat
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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get his ass
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Heck yeah Masuke
日曜日満喫する犬🐶

We hung out together all day today, just lazing around.
I think it's okay to have days like this.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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MAHA needs you to be confused, sick, and desperate because that's when you're most susceptible to scams 🫶
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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me during the presidential fitness test
Elite graphic.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Maybe spend a little on someone who can teach you how to use eyeliner
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 14d
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25 billion to help fund "Trump Accounts," a program aimed at building savings for millions of American kids https://cnn.it/3MAANgr
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wish I could travel back in time and tell 8th grade me that one day we’d be watching 50 year old Jewel singing You Were Meant For Me on the Holland American Cruises float
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM