kernelmethod
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Using a search engine, we found 67 unsecured admin panels for Flock Safety cameras. The majority of them use AI to zoom in and follow people.
I had both live and 31 days of archived footage from retail parking lots, forest trails, playgrounds, etc. @404media.co
youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo?...
I had both live and 31 days of archived footage from retail parking lots, forest trails, playgrounds, etc. @404media.co
youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo?...
This Flock Camera Leak is like Netflix For Stalkers
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Using a search engine, we found 67 unsecured admin panels for Flock Safety cameras. The majority of them use AI to zoom in and follow people.
I had both live and 31 days of archived footage from retail parking lots, forest trails, playgrounds, etc. @404media.co
youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo?...
I had both live and 31 days of archived footage from retail parking lots, forest trails, playgrounds, etc. @404media.co
youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo?...
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holy shit look what i found in the Epstein Files
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December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
holy shit look what i found in the Epstein Files
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Description:
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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I’m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
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Have you seen the new optimizer?
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Have you seen the new optimizer?
ⓘ This user is incapable of writing three sentences without using the same idiom twice
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ⓘ This user is incapable of writing three sentences without using the same idiom twice
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I really need to stop winging it with my homelab setup and actually set up something moderately professional
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I really need to stop winging it with my homelab setup and actually set up something moderately professional
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Those who followed Deep Arrdem Lore may recognize what I'm talking about here, but my slow burn yak shave is getting somewhere flowmetal.io
Flowmetal
flowmetal.io
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Those who followed Deep Arrdem Lore may recognize what I'm talking about here, but my slow burn yak shave is getting somewhere flowmetal.io
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
I think at this point you could make up any headline about the video game industry like “AAA studio holds children to ransom in response to union demand to ‘stop sacrificing devs to the demon Mephistopheles’” and I would automatically believe you
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I think at this point you could make up any headline about the video game industry like “AAA studio holds children to ransom in response to union demand to ‘stop sacrificing devs to the demon Mephistopheles’” and I would automatically believe you
oh my god I can't believe that this horrible amalgam of machine learning / cryptography code that I started writing almost five years ago is still working correctly
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
oh my god I can't believe that this horrible amalgam of machine learning / cryptography code that I started writing almost five years ago is still working correctly
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
Sysadmin of last resort
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sysadmin of last resort
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UPDATE: NSO just hired former Trump ambassador to Israel.
They're trying to push Pegasus spyware to 🇺🇸America.
Your rights and freedoms are in danger.
NSO Group is no friend to the US & has spent years undermining our security & values 1/
They're trying to push Pegasus spyware to 🇺🇸America.
Your rights and freedoms are in danger.
NSO Group is no friend to the US & has spent years undermining our security & values 1/
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
UPDATE: NSO just hired former Trump ambassador to Israel.
They're trying to push Pegasus spyware to 🇺🇸America.
Your rights and freedoms are in danger.
NSO Group is no friend to the US & has spent years undermining our security & values 1/
They're trying to push Pegasus spyware to 🇺🇸America.
Your rights and freedoms are in danger.
NSO Group is no friend to the US & has spent years undermining our security & values 1/
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explaining lossless compression to an american
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
explaining lossless compression to an american
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absolutely shameful that the university has embraced the administration’s demand that it discriminate against its students. this is the board of visitors telling UVA students that if they aren’t white and cisgendered then they don’t belong.
The University of Virginia has capitulated to Trump on transgender and race (affirmative action) issues.
The details are currently sparse, but reporting suggests they've agreed to define trans people out of existence and ban trans students from facilities.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
The details are currently sparse, but reporting suggests they've agreed to define trans people out of existence and ban trans students from facilities.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
absolutely shameful that the university has embraced the administration’s demand that it discriminate against its students. this is the board of visitors telling UVA students that if they aren’t white and cisgendered then they don’t belong.
aw man, what a loss bsky.app/profile/ches...
Tragic news as Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator, and author, unexpectedly passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29. www.chess.com/news/view/gr...
Grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky Passes Away At 29
GM Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator and author, tragically passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29.
www.chess.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
aw man, what a loss bsky.app/profile/ches...
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This is all old news. What's new is this:
There is now a first draft reference implementation of the Public Key Directory specification, written in Go.
github.com/fedi-e2ee/pk...
There is now a first draft reference implementation of the Public Key Directory specification, written in Go.
github.com/fedi-e2ee/pk...
GitHub - fedi-e2ee/pkd-server-go: Reference implementation - server-side software for the Fediverse Public Key Directory Specification
Reference implementation - server-side software for the Fediverse Public Key Directory Specification - fedi-e2ee/pkd-server-go
github.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is all old news. What's new is this:
There is now a first draft reference implementation of the Public Key Directory specification, written in Go.
github.com/fedi-e2ee/pk...
There is now a first draft reference implementation of the Public Key Directory specification, written in Go.
github.com/fedi-e2ee/pk...
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Now, the worst thing you can do when it comes to cryptography is to start with programming.
No, bad. Stop it. Don't make me get the spray bottle.
You want to start with a Specification first, and then implement the spec when you're sure it's a good one.
So, I did that! github.com/fedi-e2ee/pu...
No, bad. Stop it. Don't make me get the spray bottle.
You want to start with a Specification first, and then implement the spec when you're sure it's a good one.
So, I did that! github.com/fedi-e2ee/pu...
GitHub - fedi-e2ee/public-key-directory-specification: Specification for a Fediverse Directory Server for Public Keys
Specification for a Fediverse Directory Server for Public Keys - fedi-e2ee/public-key-directory-specification
github.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Now, the worst thing you can do when it comes to cryptography is to start with programming.
No, bad. Stop it. Don't make me get the spray bottle.
You want to start with a Specification first, and then implement the spec when you're sure it's a good one.
So, I did that! github.com/fedi-e2ee/pu...
No, bad. Stop it. Don't make me get the spray bottle.
You want to start with a Specification first, and then implement the spec when you're sure it's a good one.
So, I did that! github.com/fedi-e2ee/pu...