Kelly__le
@kellyle.bsky.social
Jokes and whatnot.
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@kellyle.bsky.social
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I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Sometimes you just get the weird feeling you’re being watched. 👀
#lucypanckes
#lucypanckes
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Sometimes you just get the weird feeling you’re being watched. 👀
#lucypanckes
#lucypanckes
Reposted by Kelly__le
The French had a cure for this.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The French had a cure for this.
This Home Depot is playing my jams.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This Home Depot is playing my jams.
Are the Trumpers gonna copy him now?
They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.
Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.
Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Are the Trumpers gonna copy him now?
They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.
Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.
Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
I wish my brights were brighter.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wish my brights were brighter.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
Reposted by Kelly__le
I had a really good day today. Hope you did too.
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had a really good day today. Hope you did too.
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
Yeah, I read it that way at first too.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah, I read it that way at first too.
Reposted by Kelly__le
if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
Imagine having any and all entertainment at your fingertips and still choosing to watch a Mark Wahlberg movie.
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Imagine having any and all entertainment at your fingertips and still choosing to watch a Mark Wahlberg movie.
Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀
#lucypancakes
#lucypancakes
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀
#lucypancakes
#lucypancakes
Today was sweater weather.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Today was sweater weather.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.
Reposted by Kelly__le
Busy day on the prairies. I’m gonna get chocolate wasted and go to bed.
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Busy day on the prairies. I’m gonna get chocolate wasted and go to bed.
Reposted by Kelly__le
Didn't win the lottery. Guess that ballroom I was gonna add to the house will have to wait.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Didn't win the lottery. Guess that ballroom I was gonna add to the house will have to wait.
Reposted by Kelly__le
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
My son just said “my friend at school, Talon…”
and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My son just said “my friend at school, Talon…”
and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
The cop wasn’t nearly as impressed at my ability to drive with my knees while I eat breakfast and text as I was.
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The cop wasn’t nearly as impressed at my ability to drive with my knees while I eat breakfast and text as I was.
Did anyone even tell Ed Gein to eat a banana and go out in nature for awhile??
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Did anyone even tell Ed Gein to eat a banana and go out in nature for awhile??
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i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
I think people can forget just how big buttholes can be.
October 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I think people can forget just how big buttholes can be.
You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?
When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….
Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.
I’m ready for Halloween!
💀👻🎃🐦⬛☠️🪦💜
💀👻🎃🐦⬛☠️🪦💜
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m ready for Halloween!
💀👻🎃🐦⬛☠️🪦💜
💀👻🎃🐦⬛☠️🪦💜
Do people even spontaneously human combust anymore??
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Do people even spontaneously human combust anymore??