Parsley Sage
@tattudeguywa.bsky.social
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just a guy tryna be happy in an insane world.
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My local airport won’t play the dog murderer’s propaganda videos—but they’re making it clear they’re UNABLE to, not choosing not to 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄
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Everyone knows it’s 135241
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
Nothing to see here, just the president and his drunk nazi Secretary of DEFENSE turning our military into murderous scumbags
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
Just watched the Charlie Got Molested episode of Always Sunny, and love how the only really creepy guy turned out to be Charlie’s uncle getting turned on at the intervention 🤦🏼‍♂️
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
If I want to watch random dingle-dangles in open showers, listen to hyper-male boasting & misogynistic jokes, and have the occasional quickie with some dude on the down low, I’d join a gym again.
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I was too bullied throughout my childhood & adolescence to watch military stories. they always involve breaking people down, but especially gay oriented ones ‘cause I’ve also had enough homophobia not to want to watch it as entertainment. Take that away & we’re left with nudity & softcore porn🤷🏻‍♂️
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Now that the drunk nazi playing Secretary of Defense has instigated unacceptable press coverage policies, every news outlet should simply write THAT story endlessly with repeat articles on his sexual assault settlement and all the other scandals and criminality of this administration.
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4 AM at the casino hotel and I still can’t sleep 🤦🏼‍♂️
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
There’s no soda paste in the oven and the baking dish contains a helluva lot more than 4 tablespoons of vinegar.
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Can you see the problems?
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
It’s almost like Gareth Moore doesn’t understand how boycotting a fascist nation works 🤔
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
Still think it’s hilarious that donald named his kid after an alias he was essentially forced to stop using.
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True. I also watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at its initial drive-in movie release when I was six and haven’t done any of THAT 🤣
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If you see this, post a robot.
tattudeguywa.bsky.social
The Federalist Society building a kingship they control.
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Sure, his eyes are up there, but I’m looking at his luscious nipples.
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