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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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This is a small part of the much greater evils of the world but I do really resent how much heinous shit we’re all exposed to as just a matter of everyday life
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Don’t ask Jewish people when Hanukkah is, we don’t know! We simply find out. Perhaps a thoughtful gentile friend looks up when it falls that year so they can wish you a happy Chanukah. Or we see a lit menorah on someone’s Instagram story. But we can never know when Hanuka is, or how it’s spelled
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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They’re pulling over all work vehicles on 295 BWI parkway and asking for IDs of everyone in the vehicle. Be advised.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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has anyone ever actually gotten campaign texts to stop
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
No Country for Old Men 2: Some Old Men Can Have a Little Country As a Treat
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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how is this real
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump only wants to renovate Dulles airport so they’ll name it after him. It’s a stupid idea for many reasons, but chiefly bc we already have an airport named after a president we hate in DC, & we’ve refused to call by its real name for 27 years out of spite. We can easily do that with two airports.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A few days late, but here is our family’s Thanksgiving centerpiece:
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Happy Halloween from Aunt Gladys
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Little bit of hopecore for the feed: blue shirt interrupted UW’s Psych 210 class with slurs & salutes, & the entire 100+ class, including the professor, chased the fucker down. This is how we treat nazis!!
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Some people may lament learning about a famous person’s passing through memes, but I kind of love it?
RIP robert redford i will miss your delicious salad dressings most of all,,
September 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thinking about how I don’t have a story about being preyed upon by adult men in chat rooms as a kid, but not because I wasn’t in those spaces. It was because I was pretending to be a 35-year-old man named Jeremy and I was laser-focused on winning Word Ladder
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope he’s only well enough to be able to read just how many people want It to Happen
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
De minimis ends Friday, so I recently ordered my fave Korean sunscreen & a skeleton charm from Australia. Yesterday, SK & Aus halted shipments to the US. My sunscreen delivered today, but the charm is in limbo. I get why this is happening but did anyone consider that the charm was cool & I wanted it
August 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Finally found an in-network doctor for my hypermobility probs & made an appt! But after I filled out my patient info form, the site shared an article on “healthy weight loss” w/o ever seeing/speaking to me.

Taking bets now they ignore my symptoms & officially diagnose me “fatty fatty boombalatty”
August 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM