this year has truly sucked for me but I do see an okay future ahead right now
one of my bosses kept ordering the waitress to bring me more "authentic" drinks of his country, and the head boss told me I'm doing amazing and that his wife LOVES ME after a two minute interaction yesterday
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
still riding the high of this afternoon's office Xmas party; this was the best one I've ever been to and the bosses gave us actual presents we love
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
this year has truly sucked for me but I do see an okay future ahead right now
one of my bosses kept ordering the waitress to bring me more "authentic" drinks of his country, and the head boss told me I'm doing amazing and that his wife LOVES ME after a two minute interaction yesterday
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
still riding the high of this afternoon's office Xmas party; this was the best one I've ever been to and the bosses gave us actual presents we love
a picture of a christmas tree with the number 73 on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a christmas tree with the number 73 on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
one of my bosses kept ordering the waitress to bring me more "authentic" drinks of his country, and the head boss told me I'm doing amazing and that his wife LOVES ME after a two minute interaction yesterday
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
I was not getting this kind of positivity or booze at the old job lol
still riding the high of this afternoon's office Xmas party; this was the best one I've ever been to and the bosses gave us actual presents we love
a picture of a christmas tree with the number 73 on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a christmas tree with the number 73 on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
still riding the high of this afternoon's office Xmas party; this was the best one I've ever been to and the bosses gave us actual presents we love
saw your mom in the mall parking lot
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
saw your mom in the mall parking lot
Reposted by Keli
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4T6... Not the biggest fan of the most recent coheed record, but I love that this is going piss off a whole section of their fan base that would like them to keep politics out of music despite the concepts of literally every record being "hey we've gotta overthrow evil."
Coheed and Cambria - "One Last Miracle" [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Coheed and Cambria
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4T6... Not the biggest fan of the most recent coheed record, but I love that this is going piss off a whole section of their fan base that would like them to keep politics out of music despite the concepts of literally every record being "hey we've gotta overthrow evil."
Reposted by Keli
I propose we pivot from the vaguely hopeful “maybe it will happen today” to the more immediate “day’s not over yet”
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I propose we pivot from the vaguely hopeful “maybe it will happen today” to the more immediate “day’s not over yet”
this song is my enemy of the hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this song is my enemy of the hour
Reposted by Keli
A selection of beautiful firemen’s coats from 19th-century Japan. The coats were reversible — one side was plain and the other side (worn on the inside while tackling blazes) was decorated with rich and symbolic imagery: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-firemans-coats-19th-century
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A selection of beautiful firemen’s coats from 19th-century Japan. The coats were reversible — one side was plain and the other side (worn on the inside while tackling blazes) was decorated with rich and symbolic imagery: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-firemans-coats-19th-century
Reposted by Keli
5934 West Race Avenue
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
5934 West Race Avenue
Reposted by Keli
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
Reposted by Keli
Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy
Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy - Hard Drive
ORLANDO, Fla. — Diehard Disney fan Adam Finemann was ecstatic to notice in his colonoscopy results that his bowels contained a hidden... Continue this tale
hard-drive.net
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy
Reposted by Keli
me and my wife folding the fitted sheet
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
me and my wife folding the fitted sheet
Reposted by Keli
Some places I'll probably never try, like Circle K or places where you have to pick up at 10PM but they're 12 miles away. But I fucking love these bagels. Many blessings.
I use the Too Good to Go app to buy slightly expired food from restaurants and the place I get stuff from the most is a bagel place that does them proper. Today was yet another miracle day, they sell half a dozen for $5 and they had to give me fresh ones bc they ran out of the old ones. Happy days.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Some places I'll probably never try, like Circle K or places where you have to pick up at 10PM but they're 12 miles away. But I fucking love these bagels. Many blessings.
I use the Too Good to Go app to buy slightly expired food from restaurants and the place I get stuff from the most is a bagel place that does them proper. Today was yet another miracle day, they sell half a dozen for $5 and they had to give me fresh ones bc they ran out of the old ones. Happy days.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I use the Too Good to Go app to buy slightly expired food from restaurants and the place I get stuff from the most is a bagel place that does them proper. Today was yet another miracle day, they sell half a dozen for $5 and they had to give me fresh ones bc they ran out of the old ones. Happy days.
going to make @oldlineplate.bsky.social’s version of Berger Cookies for Xmas dinner gathering
Make Baltimore's Iconic Fudge-Topped Cookies With This Real-Deal Recipe From a Food Historian
Baltimore’s Beloved cake-like cookies are piled with thick, fudgy chocolate icing—the thicker the better.
www.seriouseats.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
going to make @oldlineplate.bsky.social’s version of Berger Cookies for Xmas dinner gathering
Reposted by Keli
These toys were in the newsroom and they were.... something else.
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show
New research from Public Interest Research Group and tests conducted by NBC News found that a wide range of AI toys have loose guardrails.
www.nbcnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
These toys were in the newsroom and they were.... something else.
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Reposted by Keli
eating good soon
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
eating good soon
Xmas comes early for Ole Kel
Oreo is bringing zero-sugar cookies to the US
Rejoice, New Year’s dieters: Oreos are getting a sugar-free option. Mondelez said Tuesday that Oreo Zero Sugar and Oreo Double Stuf Zero Sugar will go on sale in the U.S. in January.
apnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Xmas comes early for Ole Kel
today would have been our 21st wedding anniversary
shit sucks
shit sucks
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
today would have been our 21st wedding anniversary
shit sucks
shit sucks
just heard the British pronunciation of 'inventory' for the first time
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
just heard the British pronunciation of 'inventory' for the first time
