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Sir, they said, if you were playing alone against the '85 Bears and '00 Ravens defense, 22 on 1, sir, you'd be scoring touchdowns every second.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Hey gang, the fundraiser Aint Pancakes EP is still up, raising donations for Carolina Migrant Network. So far we raised about $60 and I’d love to get that up to at least $100. Please help spread the word. But there’s even more…
Love Your Neighbors, by Aint Pancakes
1 track album
philipkdiscs.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You guys wanna hear Mike Patton croon loudly over some country songs? Of course you do.

mikepatton.bandcamp.com/album/avtt-p...
AVTT/PTTN, by AVTT/PTTN (The Avett Brothers & Mike Patton)
9 track album
mikepatton.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
killswitch.
The Platters Twilight Time HQ Stereo 1958
YouTube video by Billscustomsounds William Merz
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Give me a weird album to listen to. Some kinda lo-fi noisy thing or something.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A 50 year mortgage essentially means you work until you die in order to rent a house from the bank.
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We're going to add another middle-man. The middle-man is now you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dodgers 12
Pirates 3
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When the kids truly capture your essence.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Barking like eggs.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Travels back to 1997 and screams at anyone and everyone that one day Sean from Real World Boston is going to cancel your flight.
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Holy shit. THIS IS HOW AN ANTI-BOOK BAN LAW WORKS, Y'ALL.

Maryland's school board overturned a Harford County Schools ban on FLAMER.

www.thebanner.com/education/k-...
In a first for the state, Maryland’s school board reverses Harford County’s book ban
Maryland’s school board is reversing Harford County’s decision to remove a book from public school libraries — the first time the state has intervened in a local decision about what’s appropriate for ...
www.thebanner.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Because they’re not eating, right?
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fuck ICE.
📎
'City officials and parents told NBC Chicago the federal agents took a teacher from Rayito de Sol daycare, a Spanish immersion daycare and preschool located on Addison Street near Western Avenue, out of the building soon after it opened at 7 a.m.'
📰🔗
www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/t...
Teacher pulled out of Chicago daycare by armed ICE agents, alderman says
Federal agents arrested a Chicago daycare worker just after the center opened Wednesday in a scene city officials said unfolded in front of teachers, parents and children.
www.nbcchicago.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Web Rings.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by crookedsparrow
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Always a treat when don’t fear the reaper comes on at the urologists office.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I see nothing is putting out new record, but it’s dom and a couple of guys from cloakroom and some other guys and maybe it’ll be cool.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Let’s just stop at this party for just one minute…
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Release the bathroom renovation files.
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
JD’s favorite song. youtu.be/XnABRPS37hk?...
Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by coheedandcambriaVEVO
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM