doktor ross sewage
@sewage666.bsky.social
best vocalist in death metal™ okayest bass player in death metal™ (Exhumed, Impaled, Cold Slither) www.doktorsewage.com art prints at https://www.etsy.com/shop/doktorsewage
a physical demonstration of diminishing returns
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
a physical demonstration of diminishing returns
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
people will be like “he’s so underrated” and it’s some critically acclaimed award winning actor like i can fucking assure you gary oldman is very correctly rated
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
people will be like “he’s so underrated” and it’s some critically acclaimed award winning actor like i can fucking assure you gary oldman is very correctly rated
i like my mac n cheese golden af
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i like my mac n cheese golden af
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How does nobody ever talk about the fact that Stephen King stole the plot for Running Man from Robert Sheckley's The Prize Of Peril? Does he have some type of plagiarism protection?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How does nobody ever talk about the fact that Stephen King stole the plot for Running Man from Robert Sheckley's The Prize Of Peril? Does he have some type of plagiarism protection?
who the fuck brings a dog on tour
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
who the fuck brings a dog on tour
campbell’s - soup is poop food
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
campbell’s - soup is poop food
crossing my fingers for molder and castrator that this tour wasn’t like some kinda final destination scenario
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
crossing my fingers for molder and castrator that this tour wasn’t like some kinda final destination scenario
these are the same character from the same toy line. I love that about G.I. Joe.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
these are the same character from the same toy line. I love that about G.I. Joe.
finally saw predator badlands. it’s a decent, fun scifi movie. the bar is so low rn that just being decent is an incredible achievement
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
finally saw predator badlands. it’s a decent, fun scifi movie. the bar is so low rn that just being decent is an incredible achievement
watched death game from 1977 the ending was a 10/10, perfect, no notes
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
watched death game from 1977 the ending was a 10/10, perfect, no notes
trump embracing and being kind to mamdani is objectively the most hilarious “fuck you bozos” to hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump embracing and being kind to mamdani is objectively the most hilarious “fuck you bozos” to hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer
Ozone, the most important G.I. Joe and a protector of the environment takes on a capitalist group of consummate snowball artists who use sense and nerve gasses to induce hallucinations and walk around publicly wearing totally unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs. 10/10
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ozone, the most important G.I. Joe and a protector of the environment takes on a capitalist group of consummate snowball artists who use sense and nerve gasses to induce hallucinations and walk around publicly wearing totally unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs. 10/10
“thank you for your attention in this matter” is a new affectation that really seems to be totally made up by a ghostwriter like some GOP-hired 20 yo former 4chan poster that was hired to write his tweets thought “this will be the way people think ol’ mush brain is actually writing all of these”
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“thank you for your attention in this matter” is a new affectation that really seems to be totally made up by a ghostwriter like some GOP-hired 20 yo former 4chan poster that was hired to write his tweets thought “this will be the way people think ol’ mush brain is actually writing all of these”
my gf’s face smeared with lipstick (mine)
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
my gf’s face smeared with lipstick (mine)
there are literally homo sapiens now who fuck animals, blow-up toys, trees, cars… you think they wouldn’t fuck a random bipedal hominid just cause they had a slightly larger brow ridge?
"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
there are literally homo sapiens now who fuck animals, blow-up toys, trees, cars… you think they wouldn’t fuck a random bipedal hominid just cause they had a slightly larger brow ridge?
one thing i like about the current president is how he’ll openly and brazenly bend the knee for the saudi royal family of murderers. that kind of transparency in government is refreshing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
one thing i like about the current president is how he’ll openly and brazenly bend the knee for the saudi royal family of murderers. that kind of transparency in government is refreshing.
no one likes my mom’s dog except me and that makes sense cause he doesn’t like anyone except me. i like to trim the goober’s nails by myself to flex on my family how calm this irascible, ugly, growling shit head is with me
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
no one likes my mom’s dog except me and that makes sense cause he doesn’t like anyone except me. i like to trim the goober’s nails by myself to flex on my family how calm this irascible, ugly, growling shit head is with me
scarlett never really got an o ring figure that was commensurate with the awesomeness of her character
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
scarlett never really got an o ring figure that was commensurate with the awesomeness of her character
it would be so helpful if people’s memories could go past two years
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
it would be so helpful if people’s memories could go past two years
there are many good reasons to not watch the new season of Stranger Things, first and foremost being that it is a terrible show
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
there are many good reasons to not watch the new season of Stranger Things, first and foremost being that it is a terrible show
never forget the heroism of bootleg VHS retailers at comic-cons throughout the 80s and 90s for keeping this piece of media history alive
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
never forget the heroism of bootleg VHS retailers at comic-cons throughout the 80s and 90s for keeping this piece of media history alive
there’s little worse in the modern world aesthetic than youtube thumbnails: pairing the world’s most garish typography with a host’s dead-eyed stare and mouth agape in surprise as if they’ve just been spoon fed a baby food flavor they didn’t recognize
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
there’s little worse in the modern world aesthetic than youtube thumbnails: pairing the world’s most garish typography with a host’s dead-eyed stare and mouth agape in surprise as if they’ve just been spoon fed a baby food flavor they didn’t recognize
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to marjorie taylor greene”
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to marjorie taylor greene”