saw your mom in the mall parking lot
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
saw your mom in the mall parking lot
this song is my enemy of the hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this song is my enemy of the hour
I use the Too Good to Go app to buy slightly expired food from restaurants and the place I get stuff from the most is a bagel place that does them proper. Today was yet another miracle day, they sell half a dozen for $5 and they had to give me fresh ones bc they ran out of the old ones. Happy days.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I use the Too Good to Go app to buy slightly expired food from restaurants and the place I get stuff from the most is a bagel place that does them proper. Today was yet another miracle day, they sell half a dozen for $5 and they had to give me fresh ones bc they ran out of the old ones. Happy days.
just heard the British pronunciation of 'inventory' for the first time
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
just heard the British pronunciation of 'inventory' for the first time
appreciating every kid that climbs to the top of this filthy snow pile and grabs a giant chunk to throw at a grownup
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
appreciating every kid that climbs to the top of this filthy snow pile and grabs a giant chunk to throw at a grownup
walking across the bridge and telling each passerby that The Mothman Prophecies is a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
walking across the bridge and telling each passerby that The Mothman Prophecies is a Christmas movie
my cousin just bolted out of the house yelling that she had to go judge an electric light parade so that’s why I’m standing out here in the freezing cold
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my cousin just bolted out of the house yelling that she had to go judge an electric light parade so that’s why I’m standing out here in the freezing cold
I’m so glad I only had to do this twice
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m so glad I only had to do this twice
one of the neighbors put up a tree where all of the backyards meet, not sure which night the ritual sacrifice takes place
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
one of the neighbors put up a tree where all of the backyards meet, not sure which night the ritual sacrifice takes place
I regret to announce I will keep buying Grinch Meals until I get the green socks
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I regret to announce I will keep buying Grinch Meals until I get the green socks
had a very nice first day at the newest job
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
had a very nice first day at the newest job
he’s singing for his supper
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
he’s singing for his supper
last dragon update bc it’s almost completely dark out
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
last dragon update bc it’s almost completely dark out
A light dusting so far but there’s snow on the dragon
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A light dusting so far but there’s snow on the dragon
Just sat in my room (the only room in this house that dogs are not allowed) and shredded 3 pounds of bread for tomorrow’s stuffing. Very zen activity.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just sat in my room (the only room in this house that dogs are not allowed) and shredded 3 pounds of bread for tomorrow’s stuffing. Very zen activity.
started a new job today and accepted another job today
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
started a new job today and accepted another job today
In the seventh turning hour, will the victims' shadow fall?
Should the irony grow hungry
With the victory and all they sought for
We were one among the fence
One among the fence
Should the irony grow hungry
With the victory and all they sought for
We were one among the fence
One among the fence
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In the seventh turning hour, will the victims' shadow fall?
Should the irony grow hungry
With the victory and all they sought for
We were one among the fence
One among the fence
Should the irony grow hungry
With the victory and all they sought for
We were one among the fence
One among the fence
hello from two dogs who hope I accidentally drop some food for them
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hello from two dogs who hope I accidentally drop some food for them
will never doubt that this actually happened now due to my undiagnosed Scrolling Cancer
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
will never doubt that this actually happened now due to my undiagnosed Scrolling Cancer