Mitch K
@kalnajs.bsky.social
Ex-patriot Codhead/Honorary Wessie.
I'm not prepared to sacrifice a good story for the truth.
Genetically more Baltic than Yorkshire.
#MDANT 🦚
I'm not prepared to sacrifice a good story for the truth.
Genetically more Baltic than Yorkshire.
#MDANT 🦚
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Mitch K
@kalnajs.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Post something, it says.
Okay, here's a reminder of why Otley never has any vinegar left
Okay, here's a reminder of why Otley never has any vinegar left
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A poem:
First came autism.
Then came vaccines.
Shut your stupid mouth.
First came autism.
Then came vaccines.
Shut your stupid mouth.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A poem:
First came autism.
Then came vaccines.
Shut your stupid mouth.
First came autism.
Then came vaccines.
Shut your stupid mouth.
What a shame there isn't already a report that just needs releasing....
🔴Nathan Gill, Voloshyn and the Kremlin’s European Network
The sentencing of Reform UK’s former leader in Wales to ten and a half years in prison opens the door to a broader investigation into the pro-Kremlin network infiltrating European politics, reports Peter Jukes
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
The sentencing of Reform UK’s former leader in Wales to ten and a half years in prison opens the door to a broader investigation into the pro-Kremlin network infiltrating European politics, reports Peter Jukes
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
Nathan Gill, Voloshyn and the Kremlin’s European Network
The sentencing of Reform UK's former leader in Wales to ten and a half years in prison should open the door to a broader investigation into the pro-Kremlin network that infiltrated European politics, ...
bylinetimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What a shame there isn't already a report that just needs releasing....
Dear Insurance Company,
Had you offered me a "loyalty discount" *before* I rang to cancel, you might have kept my business.
Best wishes
Your ex customer
Had you offered me a "loyalty discount" *before* I rang to cancel, you might have kept my business.
Best wishes
Your ex customer
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Dear Insurance Company,
Had you offered me a "loyalty discount" *before* I rang to cancel, you might have kept my business.
Best wishes
Your ex customer
Had you offered me a "loyalty discount" *before* I rang to cancel, you might have kept my business.
Best wishes
Your ex customer
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Shabana Mahmood's proposal to stop being told to "go back home" is to send people "home". Her proposal to stop black and brown people from feeling like they don't belong, is to bake in to the immigration system that they will never belong.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Shabana Mahmood's proposal to stop being told to "go back home" is to send people "home". Her proposal to stop black and brown people from feeling like they don't belong, is to bake in to the immigration system that they will never belong.
😂
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
😂
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Six weeks since the PM said Britain faced a choice between decency or division and our bad, obviously, for not understanding that he was in fact Team Division
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Six weeks since the PM said Britain faced a choice between decency or division and our bad, obviously, for not understanding that he was in fact Team Division
Would have applied to my dad.
What a shambles of a government, and I voted the cunt in!
What a shambles of a government, and I voted the cunt in!
This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform.
Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Would have applied to my dad.
What a shambles of a government, and I voted the cunt in!
What a shambles of a government, and I voted the cunt in!
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Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
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Reposted by Mitch K
How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?
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👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
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Reposted by Mitch K
An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old
“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”
Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)
“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”
Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old
“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”
Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)
“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”
Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it
My annual entry
#NationalPoetryDay
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it
My annual entry
#NationalPoetryDay
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it
My annual entry
#NationalPoetryDay
Wouldn't it
Wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it
My annual entry
#NationalPoetryDay
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Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals.
Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.
What, Michelle? 🧵
Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.
What, Michelle? 🧵
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals.
Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.
What, Michelle? 🧵
Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.
What, Michelle? 🧵
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Dear USA
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
June 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dear USA
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.
Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Need to catch a cat?
Simply place an empty box on the floor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Simply place an empty box on the floor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Need to catch a cat?
Simply place an empty box on the floor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Simply place an empty box on the floor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Queen
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queen
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"If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they'd send a limousine anyway..."
September 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they'd send a limousine anyway..."
I need to adjust the fridge temperature, but am I turning it up, or down? 🙃 🤔
September 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I need to adjust the fridge temperature, but am I turning it up, or down? 🙃 🤔
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Is there any chance I can persuade you to write an FT piece about how weird it is that Grok stands up to Musk more often than our government?
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Is there any chance I can persuade you to write an FT piece about how weird it is that Grok stands up to Musk more often than our government?
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Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.
August 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.