You can still get coal fired chips from Bob Carver's at Hull Fair 😍

Three things about the George:

I broke my thumb when I trapped it in the door.

Also saw a chap set fire to his hair when he leant over a table to sign his cheque in the restaurant upstairs

Half bottle of Blue Nun: £8.00

Two Ronnies first draft

Maybe get that printed on a badge?

In my defence, I read *some* of it.

You sound nice. 😐

TLDR, but good luck, Dougie 🤞

'Hid' in that, instead of going to cubs 😬

Imagine having an aunt and uncle Cat 😍

Nah, Julia Foster did that 😉

Every evening I see adverts by gambling companies suggesting that you take a break from gambling 🤨

I've said it before and I'll say it again, them stairs! 😬

At last, we're free from the burden of having an imagination 😐