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Kalliopi
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Curvy chaos
Appalachia
Today it's him and two others... seriously what are they seeing out there?! I'm going to have to wait till they go in then go to the end of the yard and investigate lol
The crack head neighbor has been standing on his porch swaying staring out towards the woods across his field and periodically waving his hand around for over an hour. He was fucking around with some kind of hand gun but he appears to have put that down at least. What does he see/thinks he sees?
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think they should include the first thing a person on Alone eats when they get back to civilization when they tap out
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The crack head neighbor has been standing on his porch swaying staring out towards the woods across his field and periodically waving his hand around for over an hour. He was fucking around with some kind of hand gun but he appears to have put that down at least. What does he see/thinks he sees?
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Princess Mononoke
I'll Spit on Your Grave
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So, another thread got me thinking about this. What are the movies that have fucked you up the most emotionally? I mean, what are the ones that took you beyond being “moved” to being an emotional wreck in public?

My initial list:
1. Interstellar
2. The Iron Claw
3. A Perfect World
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Things to do this weekend besides shopping:

- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fox
Coopers Hawk
Possum
Golden Eagle
Feral house cat
(I don't count the black bears or racoons as full on predators; I've heard coyotes from my yard but haven't seen one from there)
Introduce yourself with 5 predators you've seen in your yard:
Fox (red & grey)
Coyote (Hekatean)
Bald eagle
Osprey
Fisher (‘cat’)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Great white shark
Grizzly bear
Humpback whale
Dall sheep
Diamond back snake
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Don't send your coins to the wealthy trolls that live in high castles this holiday season.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Torn between a craving for Mexican food and the desire not to put on real clothes today
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I ain't doing shit tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Please excuse how terrible I look in this picture and focus on the pies and Mac & cheese (Mac and cheese is just prepped waiting to be baked pre dinner, there are breadcrumb free sections bc of the child)
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It’s 2026: there are now two moons and poets are cybersecurity threats
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Floors are mopped. Crusts are made.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
There is a mouse rustling around and squeaking under my husband's sink
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I tried to mop yesterday. Filled the bucket set it on the floor, walked away for a minute. Well the bucket had a crack and leaked a bunch of water that ran into the ONLY rug we have in the entire house. Cleaning is cursed.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tomorrow is pie day so of course I'm scrambling today bc I am not the kind of person who has my shit together.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I am neither a saint nor a martyr but I have lived with my brother in law for over 20 years and I feel like that should count for something
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Someone gave me a bar of tallow soap a year or so ago and I cannot make myself use it
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My husband clutching his copy of The Four Hour Body looking forlorn asking why I keep calling people grifters because I suggested maybe we could get rid of it and he then asked me why. I'm a monster
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Big cleaning day coming up. We are not as a rule good housekeepers. Send strength
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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how the hell does this guy with one foot in the grave and the other inside a beached whale have terminology for every known form of paraphilia at his fingertips waiting there to be used in cursed poetry
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Watching polar bears spar will never get old. #mammals 🌿
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM