Kalanai 🇨🇦 back I guess
@kalanai.bsky.social
Hi! My name is Angie (she/her is fine). Fandom Auntie. Canadian 🇨🇦, Gaming geek, loves dogs, hates American politics, just wanna hang out, ffxiv, Wheel of Time (books and series), OG Wicked fan
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I caught my wife shouting 'nonce' at our dog. Apparently she had no idea what it really meant and has been doing it for years in public thinking it was just what you said when someone was naughty.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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So if you are a mobster and just wanna obnoxiously openly do crimes just run for president! Home free apparently.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So if you are a mobster and just wanna obnoxiously openly do crimes just run for president! Home free apparently.
I hope everyone has the turkey day you want. It’s just thurs for me so if anyone needs to vent I’ll open my DM’s just for you.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I hope everyone has the turkey day you want. It’s just thurs for me so if anyone needs to vent I’ll open my DM’s just for you.
If you hire your attorneys based on the fact they could moonlight as a runway model, you are gonna have a bad time.
(Elle from Legally Blonde excluded)
(Elle from Legally Blonde excluded)
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you hire your attorneys based on the fact they could moonlight as a runway model, you are gonna have a bad time.
(Elle from Legally Blonde excluded)
(Elle from Legally Blonde excluded)
Had a scare. Thought the kitten got outside. He wouldn’t answer even with treats. So AFTER we call the rescue to borrow a trap, calling the humane society to keep eye out and post on the lost fb group, the little bastard come walzing out from behind the couch. We looked. We didn’t see him.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Had a scare. Thought the kitten got outside. He wouldn’t answer even with treats. So AFTER we call the rescue to borrow a trap, calling the humane society to keep eye out and post on the lost fb group, the little bastard come walzing out from behind the couch. We looked. We didn’t see him.
You know the funny part about the singing pope meme? He would love everything about it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know the funny part about the singing pope meme? He would love everything about it.
While I am obsessulated with new people being exposed to the awesomeness that is wicked. (I’m a book reader and show watcher), I feel a little protective of it and the overconsumption of merch is a bit much.
My tour jacket isn’t as special lol.
My tour jacket isn’t as special lol.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
While I am obsessulated with new people being exposed to the awesomeness that is wicked. (I’m a book reader and show watcher), I feel a little protective of it and the overconsumption of merch is a bit much.
My tour jacket isn’t as special lol.
My tour jacket isn’t as special lol.
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sorry to all my theater kid ancestors I've disappointed but this is the meme that's getting me to see wicked parts 1 and 2 this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
sorry to all my theater kid ancestors I've disappointed but this is the meme that's getting me to see wicked parts 1 and 2 this week
Is he 12? I love a good roast but this is 12 year old shit
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Is he 12? I love a good roast but this is 12 year old shit
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Been suggesting this for years but nobody listens to me. The only thing that hurts that monster is mockery or the grey rock
laugh at them. laugh at them
-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Been suggesting this for years but nobody listens to me. The only thing that hurts that monster is mockery or the grey rock
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Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
Not gonna work sorry. We already know but we are too busy
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not gonna work sorry. We already know but we are too busy
A 4 hour @defunctland.bsky.social doc about animatronics just dropped? Yes please!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A 4 hour @defunctland.bsky.social doc about animatronics just dropped? Yes please!!
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Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
The pope singing meme is cracking me the heck up.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The pope singing meme is cracking me the heck up.
I assume taco didn’t go to G20. He was already humiliated out of the last one.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I assume taco didn’t go to G20. He was already humiliated out of the last one.
*sings his cover of the Gregorian Monk chant electronica song from the 90s*
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*sings his cover of the Gregorian Monk chant electronica song from the 90s*
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Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
Hey Taco, you can use your health as an excuse to leave. But you can’t cause of your stupid pride. Well you know what they say about pride coming before something.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey Taco, you can use your health as an excuse to leave. But you can’t cause of your stupid pride. Well you know what they say about pride coming before something.
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5 am and I’m alternating between the chills and sweating and throwing off my blanket. Plus all the pain flare cause my stupid fibro can’t tell the difference between double vax and the war on my body.
I can sleep tomorrow at least.
I can sleep tomorrow at least.
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
5 am and I’m alternating between the chills and sweating and throwing off my blanket. Plus all the pain flare cause my stupid fibro can’t tell the difference between double vax and the war on my body.
I can sleep tomorrow at least.
I can sleep tomorrow at least.
Your country is not showing job numbers? Yeah they are covering a lot of bad.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Your country is not showing job numbers? Yeah they are covering a lot of bad.