Kaiju Stew
@kaijustew.bsky.social
Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.
It’s cool and great and fine and not at all infuriating that nobody at my sleep specialist’s office at any step of the way mentioned when I was switching mask types for my CPAP that I’d have to go and manually update things on the machine itself and not just the app
I’m so well rested. And angry!
I’m so well rested. And angry!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It’s cool and great and fine and not at all infuriating that nobody at my sleep specialist’s office at any step of the way mentioned when I was switching mask types for my CPAP that I’d have to go and manually update things on the machine itself and not just the app
I’m so well rested. And angry!
I’m so well rested. And angry!
Look at this sweet precious baby gremlin lady
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Look at this sweet precious baby gremlin lady
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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I sure as shit will now
If gif is pronounced jif then jpg is pronounced gaypeg. Did anyone do this yet
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I sure as shit will now
I tried using a CPAP mask liner and I slept for a full unbroken 4 hours and woke up to a new Chrissy Chlapecka music video that’s basically Lesbian Pop Phantom of the Opera so I’m very happy right now
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I tried using a CPAP mask liner and I slept for a full unbroken 4 hours and woke up to a new Chrissy Chlapecka music video that’s basically Lesbian Pop Phantom of the Opera so I’m very happy right now
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If I do end up running Draw Steel for my Saturday game group I’m going to have to do just a smidgen of world building at the very least because most of my players are gay guys and if I run the Fall of Blackbottom, as written, will never hear the end of it just from the title
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If I do end up running Draw Steel for my Saturday game group I’m going to have to do just a smidgen of world building at the very least because most of my players are gay guys and if I run the Fall of Blackbottom, as written, will never hear the end of it just from the title
International shipping and trade show event coordination are difficult and I want a cookie and to lie down under a million blankets
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
International shipping and trade show event coordination are difficult and I want a cookie and to lie down under a million blankets
Shopping online for plus size clothing is already horrible and weird and stressful and expensive
Kingsize charging $18 to ship two t-shirts, though, is WILD to me
Kingsize charging $18 to ship two t-shirts, though, is WILD to me
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shopping online for plus size clothing is already horrible and weird and stressful and expensive
Kingsize charging $18 to ship two t-shirts, though, is WILD to me
Kingsize charging $18 to ship two t-shirts, though, is WILD to me
This season of Dragula is WILD
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This season of Dragula is WILD
Man, it is frustrating to be a beginner at painting Warhammer stuff while also having slightly ambitious paint scheme ideas. I want my Stormcast Eternals to be grim, grimy and for their armor to be tarnished, but I don’t know how to achieve that effect.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Man, it is frustrating to be a beginner at painting Warhammer stuff while also having slightly ambitious paint scheme ideas. I want my Stormcast Eternals to be grim, grimy and for their armor to be tarnished, but I don’t know how to achieve that effect.
I’m reading Trespasser and it is such a fascinating game. Interesting takes on so many fantasy gaming tropes and rules. Even alignment is neat! This game needs more folks talking about it. If you like weird grimdark tactical dungeon fantasy tabletop RPGs, check this out on itch.io , seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m reading Trespasser and it is such a fascinating game. Interesting takes on so many fantasy gaming tropes and rules. Even alignment is neat! This game needs more folks talking about it. If you like weird grimdark tactical dungeon fantasy tabletop RPGs, check this out on itch.io , seriously.
Typically speaking I’m not really a Vampire: the Masquerade guy but this cover makes me want to play a Ventrue in the worst way
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Typically speaking I’m not really a Vampire: the Masquerade guy but this cover makes me want to play a Ventrue in the worst way
Encountering real human people who have also experienced Bible Adventures for the NES makes me feel less insane because that game is so supremely bizarre, particularly the game on that cart where you’re trying to save Baby Moses and can kinda throw him around the screen
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Encountering real human people who have also experienced Bible Adventures for the NES makes me feel less insane because that game is so supremely bizarre, particularly the game on that cart where you’re trying to save Baby Moses and can kinda throw him around the screen
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the neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. if your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.😮💨
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
the neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. if your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.😮💨
Look, Wargames Atlantic, I was already gonna buy your Guards kit because it is pretty solidly what I want for some Marienburg minis for Mordheim, but this random goose on the sprue absolutely seals the deal
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look, Wargames Atlantic, I was already gonna buy your Guards kit because it is pretty solidly what I want for some Marienburg minis for Mordheim, but this random goose on the sprue absolutely seals the deal
Truly how did I get so lucky as to find a man who will endure me showing him an Escaflowne AMV of Sweating Bullets by Megadeth from the early 2000’s
I made my husband watch an episode of Land of the Lost (1991)
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Truly how did I get so lucky as to find a man who will endure me showing him an Escaflowne AMV of Sweating Bullets by Megadeth from the early 2000’s
I made my husband watch an episode of Land of the Lost (1991)
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I made my husband watch an episode of Land of the Lost (1991)
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
He is so patient with me
Bless this gentle giant
I haven’t seen the 1991 Land of the Lost remake since the mid 90s.
It’s on Amazon Prime.
Time to wallow in 90s practical effects!
It’s on Amazon Prime.
Time to wallow in 90s practical effects!
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I haven’t seen the 1991 Land of the Lost remake since the mid 90s.
It’s on Amazon Prime.
Time to wallow in 90s practical effects!
It’s on Amazon Prime.
Time to wallow in 90s practical effects!
I played around with ingredients until I made a very tasty tomato bisque and it was so cozy and delicious, went so well with the cornbread chicken pot pie I also made
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I played around with ingredients until I made a very tasty tomato bisque and it was so cozy and delicious, went so well with the cornbread chicken pot pie I also made
It’s been a long time since I’ve taken a look at the grimdark tactical fantasy tabletop RPG Trespasser, which appears to have updated a bit
Gonna dive into that this weekend if I can
Gonna dive into that this weekend if I can
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s been a long time since I’ve taken a look at the grimdark tactical fantasy tabletop RPG Trespasser, which appears to have updated a bit
Gonna dive into that this weekend if I can
Gonna dive into that this weekend if I can
This set of plastic miniature religious artifacts from Victrix for their skirmish game Pillage has inspired me to do a weird black metal dungeon build out of XPS foam inspired by the bands Batushka and Patriarkh and, of course, Diablo 1
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This set of plastic miniature religious artifacts from Victrix for their skirmish game Pillage has inspired me to do a weird black metal dungeon build out of XPS foam inspired by the bands Batushka and Patriarkh and, of course, Diablo 1
Depths of Drasted is a fun little module but it left me wanting, and I think I’m going to continue what I started when I adapted it for Shadow of the Demon Lord and expand the hell out of it. Remove and replace the existing dungeon stuff and just go hog wild with my ideas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Depths of Drasted is a fun little module but it left me wanting, and I think I’m going to continue what I started when I adapted it for Shadow of the Demon Lord and expand the hell out of it. Remove and replace the existing dungeon stuff and just go hog wild with my ideas.
AD&D 1e (rightfully) is praised for a lot of phenomenal, iconic fantasy art, but man, 2e had some absolute bangers that feel criminally unsung
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
AD&D 1e (rightfully) is praised for a lot of phenomenal, iconic fantasy art, but man, 2e had some absolute bangers that feel criminally unsung