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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
AI could never play switch on the stairmaster. But the dude doing that at 7:30am. He rocks.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
AI could never play switch on the stairmaster. But the dude doing that at 7:30am. He rocks.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
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I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this
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the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up
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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
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Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.
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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
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Tonight it’s a celebratory night, but I really wanna do a postmortem at some point as to how everything got so fucked up here, because, this was not based on vibes, I know the numbers that we (Bergen Dems) had in hand on Monday, we thought that it was gonna be like a one to two point squeaker
Nj gov hot take, based on my experiences on the ground:
-Sherrill wins by 60k votes
-suppression efforts by GOP in Passaic county won’t do much to move turnout in any direction
-vulnerable Dem seats in the statehouse are prolly cooked. 38 might fall, 30 almost certainly gone
-all depends on bergen
-Sherrill wins by 60k votes
-suppression efforts by GOP in Passaic county won’t do much to move turnout in any direction
-vulnerable Dem seats in the statehouse are prolly cooked. 38 might fall, 30 almost certainly gone
-all depends on bergen
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Tonight it’s a celebratory night, but I really wanna do a postmortem at some point as to how everything got so fucked up here, because, this was not based on vibes, I know the numbers that we (Bergen Dems) had in hand on Monday, we thought that it was gonna be like a one to two point squeaker
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Checking the polls, prediction markets, vibes:
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Checking the polls, prediction markets, vibes:
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oh they're calling NJ for sherrill
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
oh they're calling NJ for sherrill
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jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]
Get in loser we’re blasting Dragula through the suburbs. Woke 2.0 is upon us.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Get in loser we’re blasting Dragula through the suburbs. Woke 2.0 is upon us.
Holy shit NJ!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Holy shit NJ!!!!
Here’s to you elderly Dominican man drinking a light and sweet coffee while hitting an elf bar blasting Taylor swift outside the laundromat. You’re what makes NYC great.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Here’s to you elderly Dominican man drinking a light and sweet coffee while hitting an elf bar blasting Taylor swift outside the laundromat. You’re what makes NYC great.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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learning about how real Americans decorate from Facebook
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
learning about how real Americans decorate from Facebook
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by three spirits."
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by three spirits."
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE