Justin Haugens
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Dad Advice of the Day: use a cold chisel and mallet to break up solidified salt.
“WHY DOESNT ANYBODY EVER YALK AHOUT US?”
The true Gen X reaction to being lauded as the "greatest generation" would be to narrow its eyes suspiciously and mutter "whatever" when asked about it
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Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“WHY DOESNT ANYBODY EVER YALK AHOUT US?”
Some reporter just needs to yell “FUCK YOU!” when he answers like this.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Some reporter just needs to yell “FUCK YOU!” when he answers like this.
First Tuesday of the month
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
First Tuesday of the month
Of all things home ownership based, I have so many thoughts and opinions about managing snow fall. It’s kinda weird and dorky.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Of all things home ownership based, I have so many thoughts and opinions about managing snow fall. It’s kinda weird and dorky.
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RIP writer James Baldwin, died this day 1987.
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain".
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain".
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
RIP writer James Baldwin, died this day 1987.
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain".
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain".
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
That’s, that’s not Chicago…….right now.
Sheridan Station in Chicago, with my Zenit EM/Helios 44-2 on Portra 400 :)
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
That’s, that’s not Chicago…….right now.
Imagine if this is why he’s so excited…
Coach Ben Johnson ditched his shirt to celebrate the Bears' 24-15 road win over the defending champion Eagles Friday, triggering a Wieners Circle giveaway of free hot dogs Tuesday.
Free hot dogs from Wieners Circle as Bears coach Ben Johnson goes shirtless after 24-15 win over Eagles
chicago.suntimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine if this is why he’s so excited…
If you haven’t shoveled yet, I hope like hell you know what you’re doing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you haven’t shoveled yet, I hope like hell you know what you’re doing.
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❄️ Winter weather is on the way! Salt enhances safety and helps with icy conditions, but excessive salt use can also harm our local water environment, fish, wildlife, insects, bodies of water, soil, and the paws of our four-legged friends. 🐕 🐈 🐢🐟 🦅🦝🐾
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter!
mwrd.org/salt
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter!
mwrd.org/salt
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
❄️ Winter weather is on the way! Salt enhances safety and helps with icy conditions, but excessive salt use can also harm our local water environment, fish, wildlife, insects, bodies of water, soil, and the paws of our four-legged friends. 🐕 🐈 🐢🐟 🦅🦝🐾
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter!
mwrd.org/salt
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter!
mwrd.org/salt
When the baby wakes up at 0530 and you mistake the need for a bottle with “welp, I’m awake” and now their sleep pattern for the day is royally messed up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When the baby wakes up at 0530 and you mistake the need for a bottle with “welp, I’m awake” and now their sleep pattern for the day is royally messed up.
Got access to hbo last night and stayed up too late finishing 3/5 of Chernobyl 🫣
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Got access to hbo last night and stayed up too late finishing 3/5 of Chernobyl 🫣
I know how to say Cointreau because of Aubrey Plaza.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I know how to say Cointreau because of Aubrey Plaza.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Do you see it? I see it, but do you? Ugh...
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do you see it? I see it, but do you? Ugh...
WHY AM I SO INTRIGUED BY THE TROUBLES?
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
WHY AM I SO INTRIGUED BY THE TROUBLES?
Why do so many drivers seem surprised when they approach a stop sign as if they don’t know most Chicagoland streets have a stop sign at every intersection?
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why do so many drivers seem surprised when they approach a stop sign as if they don’t know most Chicagoland streets have a stop sign at every intersection?
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The first attempt at squeegee painting with B.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The first attempt at squeegee painting with B.
You ever think about just about everybody is *really* good at something and much of it is timing and exposure like parents enrolling them at the right time for the kid to take it up and end up among the best?
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You ever think about just about everybody is *really* good at something and much of it is timing and exposure like parents enrolling them at the right time for the kid to take it up and end up among the best?
Chickpea spaghetti is also terrible, nor cheap.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chickpea spaghetti is also terrible, nor cheap.
