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There are very few things that can’t be figured out by slapping one’s forehead with your palm and saying “of course!”
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There are very few things that can’t be figured out by slapping one’s forehead with your palm and saying “of course!”
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increasing my surface area without increasing my weight or volume
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
increasing my surface area without increasing my weight or volume
the fever to get a cat is stronggggg but i think i’m too disabled to care for an animal on my own 😔
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the fever to get a cat is stronggggg but i think i’m too disabled to care for an animal on my own 😔
life has improved x10 since I move a couple blocks from the farmers market. that’s the secret to happiness, folks
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
life has improved x10 since I move a couple blocks from the farmers market. that’s the secret to happiness, folks
the farmers market pastry man snuck 2 free pastries into my bag. blessed day
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the farmers market pastry man snuck 2 free pastries into my bag. blessed day
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maybe 2025 will be the year we finish strong
goals for 2024
1. be employed
2. take naps on the clock
1. be employed
2. take naps on the clock
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
maybe 2025 will be the year we finish strong
i did, in fact, take a lot of shit 😔
2024 is shaping up to be a year of “take no shit”. it’s soup or bust
October 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i did, in fact, take a lot of shit 😔
you order da weed, and the bring it to you!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
you order da weed, and the bring it to you!!
god bless california weed delivery. i ran out of green for my sour diesel butternut squash soup
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
god bless california weed delivery. i ran out of green for my sour diesel butternut squash soup
turning into the divorced numetal dad of my teenage dreams
July 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
turning into the divorced numetal dad of my teenage dreams
the bus is never late for those who are pure of heart
July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the bus is never late for those who are pure of heart
someone on this bus is clipping their nails
July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
someone on this bus is clipping their nails
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Well-rounded meals are woke you should be eating only beans
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well-rounded meals are woke you should be eating only beans
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You have found a MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION
drink MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION?
drink MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION?
March 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
You have found a MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION
drink MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION?
drink MYSTERIOUS PROBABLY POISON POTION?
excedrin + vietnamese coffee feels the way i imagine early humans lived on high alert in the wilderness
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
excedrin + vietnamese coffee feels the way i imagine early humans lived on high alert in the wilderness
life is just a cycle of unemployment payout into student loan payment 🫡
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
life is just a cycle of unemployment payout into student loan payment 🫡
we’re having big feelings for dinner tonight, boys!
September 4, 2024 at 6:45 AM
we’re having big feelings for dinner tonight, boys!
the nourishing warmth of breast broth
August 28, 2024 at 6:31 AM
the nourishing warmth of breast broth
as a lactosintolerant, it would be more practical if my breasts produced broth instead of milk
August 28, 2024 at 6:31 AM
as a lactosintolerant, it would be more practical if my breasts produced broth instead of milk
accidentally flashing the neighbors because i forgot i have titties
August 28, 2024 at 6:30 AM
accidentally flashing the neighbors because i forgot i have titties
i want to go to the queer forest rave but i don’t have a car and there’s no cell service to call a ride 😔
March 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
i want to go to the queer forest rave but i don’t have a car and there’s no cell service to call a ride 😔