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Pokey
@junkyardcrawler.bsky.social
architecture, dead mall, train, car enthusiast
Chicago-based
takes too many photos
non-binary but like it's complicated and I'm working on it, I swear

Website/Blog: https://etaoin-shrdlu.net/

RIP COHOST - EGGBUG FOREVER - KEEP EM POSTING IN OUR HEARTS
fooling around with some cardboard & old negatives and I think this cheap thrift store scanner passes the cromulent test. I'll get an actual film holder on order but for now here's $CheapLabScans vs $CheapHomeScanner. Hoping having the actual holder will fix a lot of the softness.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Very few people in the US still care about the first-generation Subaru Legacy, so when troubleshooting my car I often turn to a group of extremely cute still-living static webpages that hobbyists made 25 years ago
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hate gas stoves/ovens so much
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Would just like to highlight this TikTok account that matches buildings in GTA: San Andreas to their real life counterparts

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UrDgJB/
This one is crazy. R* didn’t even change the name, they used the real store sign 1:1. There are some even crazier stories, where they used real store phone numbers on some of the PS2 textures!
TikTok video by Dryxio 2.0
www.tiktok.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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How dare my body catch up with months of stress and depression, I get to say when I break down
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The most ascendant version of America is, unfortunately, in Dallas. I went there to see our future.
Part one: The megachurch.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part One: The Lord of Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the whole ecosystem of second and third tier but still officially licensed products is very funny. this is just a cat. But with a little bit of cheap licensing, it's not just a cat, it's The Cat from Stray (2022) (brand new product for 2025)
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Demolition has begun on the former Christ Lutheran (Missouri Synod) Church and school at 2028 N Richmond. The school building has been almost entirely demolished, with the church building so far only grazed at the point where it connected to the school.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Good luck losing less than an hour to this: a huge archive of logos for government, non-profit, private, military, and even fictional space agencies and companies. [kottke.org]
The Space Exploration Logo Archive
Good luck losing less than an hour to this: a huge archive of logos for government, non-profit, private, military, and even fictional space agencies and companies. There is also a book, but it looks like it was only
kottke.org
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm not sure if there's anywhere more spiritually hollow in Chicago than University Village Marketplace
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I appreciate the Western/Milwaukee McDonalds but I really wish it was like, on the bottom floor of a five story building and not just a suburban McDonalds plopped next to a train station
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I feel like I may be the worlds only shooter for Youtube "theater mode" and live in deep fear of its random removal
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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tell my wife i love her very much

SHE KNOOOWWSSS
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
something I dont know how to feel about is the rags my work uses are cut up and recycled clothes. I'm fine with that, I actually like it from a recycling perspective (even if we throw them out when we're done, generally).

What disquiets me is they're *scrubs*.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a varied set of busted rides moldering inside a boatyard-turned-storage-lot on Goose Island, Chicago.

#weirdcarbs
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
after work walk
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think at this point the majority of my visits to Lincoln Park are to photograph shit getting torn down. For fucking shame DePaul, fucking universities and their fucking sports programs
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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betrayed by my blongky
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
why did it take me like three diversions deep into federal PDFs to discover the reason the GSA is so obnoxiously cagey about the Century & Consumers Building/general security around the Dirksen courthouse was because *the FBI caught a guy who wanted to blow it up in 2004*
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
oh god, the AI has been infected by that insufferable asshole on twitter who makes composites he calls "photos"
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Whether or not your old is graded by whether, when hearing "GOOOOOOD MORNING", your brain auto fills "Vietnam" or "Night City"
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM