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Crying to Elf (2003) rn what is happening
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Crying to Elf (2003) rn what is happening
Just got an ad for a "thoughtful approach" mouse trap. All I saw before tapping "skip ad" was "Humane High Voltage Shock"
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just got an ad for a "thoughtful approach" mouse trap. All I saw before tapping "skip ad" was "Humane High Voltage Shock"
Fun fact! I've had one STI ever and it was during a time I had no partners. I caught trich from swimming in the ocean
also you dont need to make your partner get tested, but you should be getting tested if youre sexually active because you can catch some stds from nonsexual means, and be an asymptomatic carrier, and then give them to your partner who will deal with a painful illness for weeks
December 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fun fact! I've had one STI ever and it was during a time I had no partners. I caught trich from swimming in the ocean
The worst part about those Instagram account impersonation scams are getting a thousand texts at once from friends asking if you actually made a new account
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The worst part about those Instagram account impersonation scams are getting a thousand texts at once from friends asking if you actually made a new account
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If you're queer and/or a racialized person in Chicago, "Straight Pride" dude is at Checkpoint 9 in Terminal 3.
If you're queer and/or a racialized person in Chicago, "Straight Pride" dude is at Checkpoint 9 in Terminal 3.
I personally don't think that a person should be a TSA agent at O'Hare if they have "straight pride," "ALL lives matter," and "white power" tattoos, but hey, I'm not in charge of DHS these days.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Update:
If you're queer and/or a racialized person in Chicago, "Straight Pride" dude is at Checkpoint 9 in Terminal 3.
If you're queer and/or a racialized person in Chicago, "Straight Pride" dude is at Checkpoint 9 in Terminal 3.
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I personally don't think that a person should be a TSA agent at O'Hare if they have "straight pride," "ALL lives matter," and "white power" tattoos, but hey, I'm not in charge of DHS these days.
December 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I personally don't think that a person should be a TSA agent at O'Hare if they have "straight pride," "ALL lives matter," and "white power" tattoos, but hey, I'm not in charge of DHS these days.
"Giving her back shots that sound like 38th St #HoosiersOnly"
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Giving her back shots that sound like 38th St #HoosiersOnly"
"I gave her crabs, call that carcinization"
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"I gave her crabs, call that carcinization"
Fuckin love being a lightweight. Did a wine tasting before dinner and now I'm gonna be tipsy probably the rest of the night lmaooo
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fuckin love being a lightweight. Did a wine tasting before dinner and now I'm gonna be tipsy probably the rest of the night lmaooo
More people in my life have organically started using nicknames for me and that shit gives me so much dopamine when it's based on my chosen name
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
More people in my life have organically started using nicknames for me and that shit gives me so much dopamine when it's based on my chosen name
RIP Jesus Christ, he would have LOVED transbian polycules 😔
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
RIP Jesus Christ, he would have LOVED transbian polycules 😔
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we slidin
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
we slidin
I got to claim a nice Owala bottle from the work lost and found after it was left a while ago. Took it to my girlfriend's house last night and found out it was the one her girlfriend lost lmao
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I got to claim a nice Owala bottle from the work lost and found after it was left a while ago. Took it to my girlfriend's house last night and found out it was the one her girlfriend lost lmao
My wife (uses any pronouns, but won't claim the trans label) came up to me suddenly and said "I'm going to transition and start taking testosterone" and as my joyful smile for them grew, they clarified: "not like that, I'm just joking. It's so I can open a flower shop and call it 'Bro-tanicals'"
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My wife (uses any pronouns, but won't claim the trans label) came up to me suddenly and said "I'm going to transition and start taking testosterone" and as my joyful smile for them grew, they clarified: "not like that, I'm just joking. It's so I can open a flower shop and call it 'Bro-tanicals'"
Would estrogen have saved Holden Caulfield send post
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Would estrogen have saved Holden Caulfield send post
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"Can't put the genie back in the bottle," people keep saying about AI. But there was never a genie. That was a bottle of piss. Whether or not we can put the piss back in the bottle, we don't have to drink it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"Can't put the genie back in the bottle," people keep saying about AI. But there was never a genie. That was a bottle of piss. Whether or not we can put the piss back in the bottle, we don't have to drink it.
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ugggghhhhh i have to go kill my disciple later fuuuuckkk
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
ugggghhhhh i have to go kill my disciple later fuuuuckkk
Chat is this true?
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Chat is this true?
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i’m bisexual because I have sex with gay women and straight women
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i’m bisexual because I have sex with gay women and straight women
I love being the heel in Mario Party. It makes winning less fun than losing would've been!
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I love being the heel in Mario Party. It makes winning less fun than losing would've been!
I forgot Charles Mingus' first name and thought it was Dick until my friend reminded me it was, in fact, Charles
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I forgot Charles Mingus' first name and thought it was Dick until my friend reminded me it was, in fact, Charles
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Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!
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I think what I miss most about the lockdown is the riots
We should bring those back
We should bring those back
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I think what I miss most about the lockdown is the riots
We should bring those back
We should bring those back