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juju the god of biscuits
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a magical creator of words | she/her

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This is so panic-inducing to do this, but ... here's the prologue from my work-in-progress 😬
Paradiso Prologue
This is just the first draft, but I’m so proud of this part of Paradiso. It really sets the stage for everything that’s coming next, and I made a few breakthroughs while I wrote it that…
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Absolutely. Not.
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Am I watching #Deathstalker starring Richard Hill and Barbi Benton? YES I AM #FilmSky #CormanFilms
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Every now and then I am reminded of how much I miss iGoogle

Like seriously, why in the hell did they kill it???
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
My plan for tomorrow is to complete my end of onboarding & then to go home, put on pajamas, & watch the entire Deathstalker series

There are no words for how excited I am about this
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Which bitch got the COMPLETE DVD set of Martian Successor Nadesico (released by ADV Films RIP) at McKay's for $30???
a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
Alt: Joey Tribbiani (played by Matt Le Blanc) points to himself (he's saying "Ken Adams" but there aren't any subtitles to indicate it - I've just seen the episode 1000 times)
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February 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
For starters, I thought the Care Bares bit was just that … a bit. And then I find out that Deathstalker is a SERIES?

What a great Monday to be alive
Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments

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February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My nose ring got caught on Zuzu’s collar (she was trying to get under me while I was doing yoga) & yeah it was about as fun as you’d expect

It didn’t get ripped out but my nose is bleeding & will be sore for a good bit 😩
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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u guys there are 2 Pączki Days, one is today (Poland) & one is Tuesday (Polish diaspora), i just learned this, v impt
Happy Pączki Day to all who celebrate!
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I spent nearly all day getting lab work and a physical done, not bc either was particularly time-consuming but bc bureaucracy decided it was going to be more ridiculous than normal
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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A reminder: The Attorney General of the United States should be the people's lawyer, not the president's personal attorney. The Department of Justice should act to protect the public, not the occupant of the Oval Office and his political allies.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Hell is having to listen to an elderly man go through his Insta reels at top volume while I wait to get my blood drawn - country music, diabetes, democrats are evil, Trump, fishing tips, clips from Andy Griffith …
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Just saw a little documentary about the Gorean saga and … 🤢 no thanks
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My goal today is to get through ALL of my clothing and have a whole set of bags ready for donation ... I just need the motivation to do it
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a fire with the words do it in white letters
Alt: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a fire with the words do it in white letters
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February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Since I'm currently in the process of getting ready to move (eep!), a lot of my art supplies are in boxes so I'm having to improvise w what I left out for the very purpose of continuing to make art & honestly? It's not too bad! & it's fun!
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Just filed my taxes & yeah it's just as depressing as last year's but hey at least billionaires don't have to pay taxes right
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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i need an emotional support perogi
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Talent has actually made me quit certain things bc I wasn’t immediately an expert at it & same: I had no idea how to practice instead of just Create Masterpiece & have spent the last five years fixing that

Still a perfectionist but I have gotten better
In my experience, talent is a *detriment* to learning.

I didn't have to practice early on so I *didn't know how*. I didn't start to learn how to practice until my 30s! (When much of my life was taken up with parenting, so I didn't have time!)

I didn't start to improve as a musician until my 40s!
I'm going to say this again in case you haven't heard this one: I was a talented writer and it did *nothing whatsoever* because I hadn't put in the work, and I put in the work for ten years (subtracting the bit where I had to quit for my mental health) to write Witchmark

talent alone could *never*
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I officially started using Scrivener again & now that I like KNOW how to use the damn thing, I'm really appreciating it. It's still going to take some time to get used to, seeing as I've been using Proton Drive for a while, but things are looking up for Paradiso
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
#QueerWritersChat

Oooh okay, so one POV char is fed intentionally incorrect information that ultimately results in him attempting to arrest his lover; he feels betrayed & confused & would be successful in apprehending his lover if she doesn't shoot out the tires in his car. Such a raw scene!
#QueerWritersChat

Question Four:
Write/share a scene of your characters reacting to a big reveal in the story.

Last question at :45!

@amaralynn.bsky.social #QueerWriters #writesky #writers
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
#QueerWritersChat

Paradiso is a collection of interconnected novellas with each story at least loosely connected to an [REDACTED] at a seemingly innocuous building, leading to a [REDACTED], a reunion of [REDACTED], the beginning of a [REDACTED], & trip to the underbelly of a [REDACTED].
#QueerWritersChat

Question Three:
Write a summary of your work with all your spoilers included as [REDACTED]!

Next question at :35!

@amaralynn.bsky.social #QueerWriters #writesky #writers #lgbtq #redactedspoilers
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
#QueerWritersChat #WriteSky #writers #writing

It's so hard to discuss anything because the main story is one giant mass of interconnected mysteries, with each POV character having portions of it, so I usually try to focus on the themes instead of plot whenever I talk about it
#QueerWritersChat

Question Two:
Is it easy to discuss your work while avoiding spoilers?

Next question at :25!

@amaralynn.bsky.social #QueerWriters #writesky #writers #writing #writingq
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Alright, I'm going to stop my perpetual marathon of MST3K/RiffTrax and watch a movie I've never seen before. I don't think I want anything too drama-y, so maybe a comedy or action flick? #FilmSky #whattowatch
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I've done almost nothing today except sit around & elevate my knee or ice the fuck out of it. After all, I'm working 12 hours tomorrow & most of it will likely be on my feet #nurselife #oldage
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM