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Justin Sorrell
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Charlie Woods (Tiger's son) commits to Florida State golf.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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That Ring ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.

(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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happy Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Ahahhahaha choke on it pigface
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
BEAP BEAP
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
😬😬😬
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
BEAP BEAP
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
BEAP BEAP
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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something about the rise of impractical jokers portending the rise of trump
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
CANES WIN
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
IGGY STOLE CAM’S HAT
rugby union icons
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
BEAP BEAP
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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90% of conservative political analysis is just "this group I don't like does this thing I don't understand due to motivations I made up."
Jesus Christ you freak, they’re just my neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM