J S Docherty
@jsdocherty.bsky.social
Funny stuff, occasionally on here, occasionally on other sites, sometimes on the Telly and Radio.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
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J S Docherty
@jsdocherty.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Watch or listen now to the latest episode of The Reject Pile where we feature 'The Doctor Won't See You' by @jsdocherty.bsky.social, and find out how we end up here...
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
After recording this on possibly the hottest day of the year in a studio without Aircon, we certainly went around the houses with questions and scenarios, which I blame entirely on heatstroke. Watch and find out more below.
The last German member of parliament they had on Radio 4 used the word jurisprudence. He's also likely to apologise for his poor English before talking to you.
This is Irish erasure.
lmao France
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The last German member of parliament they had on Radio 4 used the word jurisprudence. He's also likely to apologise for his poor English before talking to you.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
After spending Tuesday staring at the #BTN brief blankly, I somehow managed to hit all the rounds and send 23 jokes. Also very amused to see Chris Q on an Instagram feed while researching. #WritingCommunity #Writing
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
After spending Tuesday staring at the #BTN brief blankly, I somehow managed to hit all the rounds and send 23 jokes. Also very amused to see Chris Q on an Instagram feed while researching. #WritingCommunity #Writing
Change one letter and ruin a sweet (or a candy if you're so inclined)
Fruit 'n Nit
Fruit 'n Nit
Change one letter and ruin a sweet (or a candy if you're so inclined)
Galaxy Nipple
Galaxy Nipple
Change one letter and ruin a sweet (or candy if you're so inclined)
Dairy Milf
Dairy Milf
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Change one letter and ruin a sweet (or a candy if you're so inclined)
Fruit 'n Nit
Fruit 'n Nit
The Girl From Tomorrow's World
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
Newsround the Twist
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
Forged in Fireman Sam #TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The Girl From Tomorrow's World
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
Forged in Fireman Sam #TWOSHOWSINONE
Dancing on Ice Road Truckers
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
Dixon of Dock Green Wing
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Forged in Fireman Sam #TWOSHOWSINONE
The Mysterious Cities of Goldenballs #TWOSHOWSINONE
DOCTOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The Mysterious Cities of Goldenballs #TWOSHOWSINONE
Dixon of Dock Green Wing
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
GIRLS ON TOP GEAR
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
DOCTOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Dixon of Dock Green Wing
#TWOSHOWSINONE
#TWOSHOWSINONE
Outfits worn by Cilla Black during her showbiz career will be auctioned for charity this month. Fans are delighted to have the chance to get their hands on the memorabilia, saying ‘If these dresses could talk…but not sing, please don't ask them to sing.’
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
23 year old Roan Anderson has been crowned BBC Radio Scotland's Young Jazz Musician for 2025. Many in the audience were critical of the young drummer's speech while collecting the award, saying it just sounded like he was making it up on the spot
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Hit BBC Show The Traitors has been worth nearly £22 million to the Highlands Economy. This number was helped greatly by the recent Celebrity episodes, which gave a huge boost once the contestants had settled up their bills for Room Service.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
He buckled up and he delivered. Well done on a credit this week
No way! Buckle up soldier! While there are still episodes to submit to never say die. If you don't submit you have already edited yourself out of the cut. You know you can do it. Just hang on in there it could be a Radio and TV credit! There are set ups out there just waiting for punchlines.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He buckled up and he delivered. Well done on a credit this week
Mission: Feasible
The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Mission: Feasible
Dark Chocolate Bounty every day of the week
I think I spy a Fry's Chocolate Cream there so that would be my choice. In the last month I've had a couple of boxes of After Eights. I think it's the combination of dark choc and fondant centre.
They have a point
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Dark Chocolate Bounty every day of the week
Describe your sex life with a movie title. Or not. I’m not your mum.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Describe your sex life with a movie title. Or not. I’m not your mum.
Now pay attention Bond. These headphones have independent volume control, Bluetooth, and are so large they can be used as an emergency life raft.
Whatever a middle aged man fantasises his job would be, make it that. For whichever middle aged men you’re selling it to.
I’ve seen the John Lewis ad. They’re ravers now. Sean Connery’s Bond hated the Beatles.
I’ve seen the John Lewis ad. They’re ravers now. Sean Connery’s Bond hated the Beatles.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Now pay attention Bond. These headphones have independent volume control, Bluetooth, and are so large they can be used as an emergency life raft.