Trump is the titular head of Antifat
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Trump is the titular head of Antifat
Now THAT's a tv show I'd watch — Naked & Afraid 2: Electric Boogaloo
All the Epstein dudes should just be sent to his island, but with no amenities, Survivor style.
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Now THAT's a tv show I'd watch — Naked & Afraid 2: Electric Boogaloo
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They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
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there's something unholy about the Trump administration being laser focused on "fraud" while Trump pardons an endless clown car of fraudsters and bilks taxpayers at every opportunity. it's just transparently absurd.
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
there's something unholy about the Trump administration being laser focused on "fraud" while Trump pardons an endless clown car of fraudsters and bilks taxpayers at every opportunity. it's just transparently absurd.
BREAKING: Kristi Noem orders ICE raid on the Puppy Bowl. "They're domestic terrorists soiling our carpets" she said, opening fire.
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
BREAKING: Kristi Noem orders ICE raid on the Puppy Bowl. "They're domestic terrorists soiling our carpets" she said, opening fire.
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Trump is extra sensitive on nights when other people are getting awards.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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I’m not sure what the proportions are exactly but we are definitely living in a Dr. Strangelove-Clockwork Orange-Full Metal Jacket-Eyes Wide Shut timeline.
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I’m not sure what the proportions are exactly but we are definitely living in a Dr. Strangelove-Clockwork Orange-Full Metal Jacket-Eyes Wide Shut timeline.
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Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
Starfleet Academy seems really ... familiar
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Starfleet Academy seems really ... familiar
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I expect in the next 24 hours we will hear from WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt that in 2002 Alex Pretti returned a VHS tape to Blockbuster without rewinding it. 😏
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I expect in the next 24 hours we will hear from WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt that in 2002 Alex Pretti returned a VHS tape to Blockbuster without rewinding it. 😏
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Finally figured out why Stephen Miller is Big Mad about Starfleet Academy: All those characters and not ONE half-Ferengi so he can feel represented. #sad
Here’s the thing : Starfleet Academy is good when you stop being a little bitch and listen to what is being said.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Finally figured out why Stephen Miller is Big Mad about Starfleet Academy: All those characters and not ONE half-Ferengi so he can feel represented. #sad
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it is time to reclaim the old “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” line
Homan: "The withdrawal of law enforcement resources here is dependent upon cooperation ... as we see that cooperation happen, then the redeployment will happen"
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
it is time to reclaim the old “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” line
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When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?
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my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 AM
my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens
Looking forward to the film adaptation of Greg Bovino’s trial — “A Few Goon Men”
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Looking forward to the film adaptation of Greg Bovino’s trial — “A Few Goon Men”
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January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Trump thinks he can buy you off like a porn star he says he didn’t sleep with.
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Trump’s High-Stakes Bid to Dole Out $100 Billion More in Tax Refunds — The Wall Street Journal
The Republican strategy puts pressure on a shrunken IRS to get cash out quickly—and bets on taxpayers to return the favor in midterm elections this fall
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January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Trump thinks he can buy you off like a porn star he says he didn’t sleep with.
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[email protected] — Who wore it better?
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
[email protected] — Who wore it better?
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trump trying to figure out how to declare victory and withdraw
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
trump trying to figure out how to declare victory and withdraw
TRUMP 2026 — A BULLET IN EVERY BACK theonion.com/gop-adds-ice...
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
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January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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In a better universe, Governor Walz would be Vice President Walz
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
In a better universe, Governor Walz would be Vice President Walz
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Hey NRA, are you good with this?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Hey NRA, are you good with this?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.